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(406): View more from Montana

so much tequila, so little girl.

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(905): View more from Ontario

Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle

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(937): View more from Ohio

I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.

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(207): View more from Maine

Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.

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(415): View more from California

You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.

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(530): View more from California

I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other

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