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  • Submitted by tbomber on Feb 14, 11 at 4:17pm

    i thought that was what every girl wanted to hear on Valentine's day..

  • Submitted by ThatsMyAss on Feb 14, 11 at 5:52pm

    Am I the only one who thinks a girl would be more likely to say this than a guy?

  • Submitted by jasboo on Feb 14, 11 at 4:38pm

    that's almost as bad as the "i love you, but like a brother" line.

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    Submitted by IcePrincess44 on Feb 14, 11 at 5:12pm

    "But you trying to explain yourself the whole time we were handcuffed was funny!"

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    Submitted by MDAWG909 on Feb 15, 11 at 12:40am

    ^^ buddy with benefits

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    Submitted by Phys on Feb 14, 11 at 11:04pm

    Well if that pissed you off imagine if he was really honest and said you'd be a great "one time fuck"

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    Submitted by justcrazyenough on Feb 14, 11 at 10:56pm

    But sweetie, that's all your worth. You don't want him to lie to you, do you?

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    Submitted by Tserrof15 on Feb 14, 11 at 4:08pm

    Lol that is great but I bet that guy I a total dick

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    Submitted by KristaRulezD00d on Feb 15, 11 at 12:58am

    Well if you're a whore, you're going to be treated like a whore. Whore.

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    Submitted by NoFeedingTrolls on Feb 14, 11 at 7:26pm

    Please, do not feed the trolls.

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    Submitted by SmartAndHotGuy on Feb 14, 11 at 5:39pm

    Sorry, but that's something I would say.

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    Submitted by tjh1127 on Feb 14, 11 at 11:32pm

    God I wish we could see who writes these. This my hometown. Id love to high five the originator of this gem!

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    Submitted by colan08 on Feb 14, 11 at 11:39pm

    I have a strong feeling that Legonut dislikes that there are 666 thumbs down. Legonut is one but hates that the rest made 666...just sayin.

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    Submitted by lostinadream on Feb 15, 11 at 9:37am

    @thatsmyass\nI also feel that a girl would be more likely to say this... Few guys looking for a lay would do something so stupid as to say that. A woman probably wouldn't give a fuck. I know I wouldn't. :)

  • Submitted by legonut4 on Feb 14, 11 at 4:44pm

    Anyone who says this is a good night is dumb. Sex should not be an occasional thing. It should only e with your life long partner!!!

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      Submitted by Uute88 on Feb 14, 11 at 5:50pm

      Wow, you really are fucking stupid aren't you? I remember when I was 12.

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        Submitted by NPH9384 on Feb 14, 11 at 6:05pm

        Agreed. Legonut is a fucking tool

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      Submitted by jimboland50 on Feb 14, 11 at 8:12pm

      admit I already told you once to stop. at this rate I will be forced to eat your first born child

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      Submitted by spellman24 on Feb 15, 11 at 1:11am

      dude relax, you're being a pods ant

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      Submitted by wickit on Feb 16, 11 at 6:46pm

      Notice Legonut4 uses the terms "life long partner", guess which way legonut4 swings....