2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
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I agree Cum_Dumpster (what a name). His parents are scary nice. Like, "the witch from Hansel and Gretel" kind of nice. They'll probably eat you.
Uhh or they could just have nice parents. I highly doubt meth has anything to do with it. Hmmm
The parent are all banged up on meth- No dought....Washing cars and shit....Wack....
I don't understand that he says went back to "his" place as if it was his friends, rather than "my" place then said I lied, living at home doesn't suck? He loses in my book
The parents want ro have a threesome with you after they heard you squealing and grunting like a pig while riding your boy's cock. See? Being an amoral whore pays off.
This seems like the start of one of those psychopathic murdererous-cannibalistic family horror movies. Don't go back, they will kill/eat you after you have his babies!
They want you to marry him and take him away
I had pancakes this afternoon. Silver dollar pancakes.