he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
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Dont Drink the Bacon Vodka. it tastes like cancer's best friend.
i love living in CNY. awesome stuff.
hahahaha bacon flavored vodka.
actually I have met WAY more porkers from the city and long island than in my 23 years in upstate, especially the girls
The power of bacon...
you can buy it precooked now and there's bacon flavored vodka! Bacon!!!!
315er chicks are hot - and have no qualms telling you so. :-D They take care of a man right.
nothing burps like bacon
I agree, I was being quite sarcastic at 2:53 AM
This brings my friend's nickname "Bacon" to a whole new meaning.
it is, they should publish it.
Yeah, all upstaters are fat. Yeah.
I always hook up after guys find out I'm vegan and they tell me I need MORE meat
.. This has got to be Canton.
that's because upstaters are fat.
that is a beautiful love story
6:41 looooooool taylor swift
i laughed so hard at this. funniest thing ever.
You all are missing the point: SHE had the I love bacon and HE probably already knew that.
every girl's fantasy right there. lmfao.
every time i read this, i'm convinced i know exactly who said it.
if so, it's totally sweet (read: romantic). if not, it's probably what happened in the real life version.
Everything is better with bacon
In soviet Russia bacon eats you!
i always knew bacon had the power to unite ppl!
lolololl i own every area coed 315 and 585 my lifeee i agree with the vegan
haha nope, it was Ithaca : )
if taylor swift see these texts she might make a song about it
pig is in the eye of the porkholder.
how do you like her meat?
Oh how this makes me proud to be a native 315er and a one time 607er.
My nicknames bacon and I'm in the 315. Gotta love it
i have totally hooked up with someone based on our mutual love of bacon, actually. ridiculous, but true.
stay classy, new york.