morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
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I want to meet this girl.
bad night my ass, sounds like someone had a great night
i need my bandana back
I sure in the fuck couldn't wear a bandanna as a shirt, but i also have huge DD boobies : ) and NO I'm not fat.....they are fake hahaha
Yeah, she sounds like 114, maybe 115 lbs.
Janice Dickinson, is that you?
^ I love how people assume the weight of other people on an anonymous message board.
if you can't wear a bandana as a shirt, I think you need to lay off the sandwiches. seriously, she could be a totaly healthy asian chick with a small build. I love how fat people always assume soemthing is wrong with petite women.
cockholes? that's a new one.
Who said the walk of shame is a walk home from the sex partner's house? It could refer to the walk from your partner's door to your car and from your car to your front door.
if you can wear a bandanna as a shirt, i think you need a sandwich.
I don't understand all these sluts stupid "walk of shame" txts. Like seriously? You end up at a strangers house an hour away from home and you choose to walk rather than get a fucking cab or make the dude who just pounded your cockholes give you a ride?
What kind of fucking bandana is that? You'd have to be the size of a 12 year old boy to use one as a shirt. Fucking pedophiles.
kinda lucky no-one hit on you... you obviously looked 'easy'
1:17- awesome! way to brag about your fake boobs :) that made my day!
Way to go Denver! I bet that was one hell of a walk!! Almost worthy of the Walk of Shame Hall of Fame.
1:17 - can i play with them?
bandanna? did you fuck brett michaels?
oh that be a whore
damn that sounds classy.
this asks for a david attenborough documentary narration
Damn baby I woulda gave u a lift Iove petite chicks it's getting hard to find sexy skinny girls just look around the fat ppl eat more of us everyday dun dun dun
this sounds like a great night to me... and she sounds like a fuckin champ!
It isn't fun anymore, and yet you'll keep doing it over and over again. People never learn.
how is this a bad night? this sounds like a great night, just a shitty ass walk of shame