You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
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Fuck that. I'm staying single my whole life.
And the window for herpes gets bigger every day
came straight from road trip...
As a 30 year old who (remotely) settled down... this is fucking gospel.
Maybe, but I've hooked up with women older than you who had never really settled down at all.
Rule: Don't get married until you've legally fucked a girl half your age.
I'm not surprised that this is from my area code.
That is until the condom breaks and u not know until its too late...
you know, that is just to stereotypical...the rude Frenchie eats you out and doesn't have the courtesy to fuck out after
You can be a teenager for your whole fucking life, just find some pretty sucker and make that bitch your wife