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  • Submitted by kameronkales on Aug 21, 11 at 1:23pm

    Fuck that. I'm staying single my whole life.

  • Submitted by ThatsMyAss on Aug 21, 11 at 4:17am

    And the window for herpes gets bigger every day

  • Submitted by enormoustard on Aug 20, 11 at 3:00pm

    As a 30 year old who (remotely) settled down... this is fucking gospel.

    • Submitted by Griffmaster01 on Aug 20, 11 at 3:34pm

      Maybe, but I've hooked up with women older than you who had never really settled down at all.

  • Submitted by danicgirl on Aug 20, 11 at 2:03pm

    came straight from road trip...

  • Submitted by hvltn on Aug 21, 11 at 12:40pm

    Rule: Don't get married until you've legally fucked a girl half your age.

  • Submitted by ghashlycrumbs on Aug 20, 11 at 2:53pm

    I'm not surprised that this is from my area code.

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    Submitted by cowgurl on Aug 22, 11 at 5:41am

    That is until the condom breaks and u not know until its too late...

  • Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Aug 20, 11 at 2:40pm

    you know, that is just to stereotypical...the rude Frenchie eats you out and doesn't have the courtesy to fuck out after

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    Submitted by theFungusAmongUs on Sep 23, 13 at 7:13pm

    You can be a teenager for your whole fucking life, just find some pretty sucker and make that bitch your wife