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  • 61 36
    Submitted by iowawashington on Apr 11, 11 at 2:11pm

    Why? Did someone steal third base?

  • 53 35
    Submitted by economizer on Apr 11, 11 at 2:06pm

    Especially if you use a catcher's mitt.

  • 56 48
    Submitted by FunkyColeMedina on Apr 12, 11 at 1:31am

    well, why not?!!!..... the dressing room at Victorias secret would be a little more appropriate!

  • 54 51
    Submitted by SALIA on Apr 12, 11 at 7:34am

    Good one iowawashington! So funny!

  • 53 49
    Submitted by sterven08 on Apr 11, 11 at 3:59pm

    I did get head on a pitchers mound once.

  • 50 46
    Submitted by Ilovepandas on Apr 11, 11 at 5:14pm

    No they do not.

  • 51 49
    Submitted by Artisan_Devil on Apr 11, 11 at 2:07pm

    What are you talking about?! It's a perfectly good spot for handjobs! Love me some dugout action!

  • 46 41
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Apr 11, 11 at 3:26pm

    Get Phil Rizzuto to call the game and you'd have a Meatloaf song.

  • 47 47
    Submitted by was on Apr 11, 11 at 2:19pm

    Finally! Baseball is more exciting!

  • 48 50
    Submitted by njrnjrnjr on Apr 11, 11 at 2:09pm

    Perfect place for doggy too!

  • 46 47
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Apr 12, 11 at 2:13am

    Yes they do. You are not a real baseball player til you banged your girl in center field, home plate and done her doggie on the pitchers mound.

  • 46 53
    Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Apr 12, 11 at 8:42am

    that's right, they belong in the Yankees' dugout

  • 44 49
    Submitted by EMTPirate on Apr 12, 11 at 2:21am

    Coach said it was fine... And a secret.

  • 48 60
    Submitted by ulu on Apr 12, 11 at 12:48am

    You're right, a baseball diamond is reserved for blowjobs only.

  • 38 42
    Submitted by satign on Apr 11, 11 at 9:25pm

    @Getoffmylawn: best.song.ever.

  • 41 52
    Submitted by Awheatie17 on Apr 11, 11 at 11:35pm

    Just like crank 2...cept your on a baseball diamond instead of a horsetrack

  • 37 51
    Submitted by colan08 on Apr 11, 11 at 7:14pm

    I can just hear Tom Hanks now; "There's no crying or handjobs in baseball!!!"

  • 38 55
    Submitted by Purple_Ducky on Apr 12, 11 at 8:49am

    they are called the Yankees for a reason

  • 38 70
    Submitted by sykoss2001 on Apr 12, 11 at 6:55pm

    Your nuts I took a girl virginity on the pitchers mound so speak for yourself