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  • Why? Did someone steal third base?

    Submitted by iowawashington on Apr 11, 11 at 2:11pm
  • I did get head on a pitchers mound once.

    Submitted by sterven08 on Apr 11, 11 at 3:59pm
  • Good one iowawashington! So funny!

    Submitted by SALIA on Apr 12, 11 at 7:34am
  • well, why not?!!!..... the dressing room at Victorias secret would be a little more appropriate!

    Submitted by FunkyColeMedina on Apr 12, 11 at 1:31am
  • Especially if you use a catcher's mitt.

    Submitted by economizer on Apr 11, 11 at 2:06pm
  • Finally! Baseball is more exciting!

    Submitted by was on Apr 11, 11 at 2:19pm
  • Yes they do. You are not a real baseball player til you banged your girl in center field, home plate and done her doggie on the pitchers mound.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Apr 12, 11 at 2:13am
  • Perfect place for doggy too!

    Submitted by njrnjrnjr on Apr 11, 11 at 2:09pm
  • No they do not.

    Submitted by Ilovepandas on Apr 11, 11 at 5:14pm
  • Get Phil Rizzuto to call the game and you'd have a Meatloaf song.

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Apr 11, 11 at 3:26pm
  • What are you talking about?! It's a perfectly good spot for handjobs! Love me some dugout action!

    Submitted by Artisan_Devil on Apr 11, 11 at 2:07pm
  • @Getoffmylawn: best.song.ever.

    Submitted by satign on Apr 11, 11 at 9:25pm
  • that's right, they belong in the Yankees' dugout

    Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Apr 12, 11 at 8:42am
  • Coach said it was fine... And a secret.

    Submitted by EMTPirate on Apr 12, 11 at 2:21am
  • Just like crank 2...cept your on a baseball diamond instead of a horsetrack

    Submitted by Awheatie17 on Apr 11, 11 at 11:35pm
  • You're right, a baseball diamond is reserved for blowjobs only.

    Submitted by ulu on Apr 12, 11 at 12:48am
  • I can just hear Tom Hanks now; "There's no crying or handjobs in baseball!!!"

    Submitted by colan08 on Apr 11, 11 at 7:14pm
  • they are called the Yankees for a reason

    Submitted by Purple_Ducky on Apr 12, 11 at 8:49am
  • Your nuts I took a girl virginity on the pitchers mound so speak for yourself

    Submitted by sykoss2001 on Apr 12, 11 at 6:55pm