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  • Submitted by BDVille on Apr 4, 12 at 5:54pm

    Before sex: beautiful unopened flower. After sex: bull dog chewing mayonnaise.

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      Submitted by nunubeest on Apr 4, 12 at 8:04pm

      holy shit I laughed so hard I fell off the couch

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        Submitted by lalalindz on Apr 5, 12 at 2:49am

        my impression of you is that you hang around internet blogs and act super fab, popular, etc. but my guess is you are not.

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          Submitted by wubbazugg on Apr 5, 12 at 4:20pm

          Bitch, that's nunu. Obviously you know not with whom you fuck.

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            Submitted by nunubeest on Apr 5, 12 at 7:13pm

            the funny part is he thinks I give a shit...the sad part is he thinks that someone can be popular online...amusing..at times..popular..hardly I'm a collection of words to be read replaceable within a day by another and forgotten soon after...anything else is delusion

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              Submitted by wubbazugg on Apr 5, 12 at 9:40pm

              Well yeah, but I like to make statements like that :D and you're one of my favorite posters on here, it's always fun

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                Submitted by GAEA_KALI on May 7, 12 at 1:58pm

                Im secretly in love with nunu and snidely

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      Submitted by lalalindz on Apr 5, 12 at 2:45am

      fuck you. you are a FUCKING disgrace to mankind.

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        Submitted by wubbazugg on Apr 5, 12 at 11:36am

        Sounds like someone has a blue waffle problem.

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          Submitted by BDVille on Apr 5, 12 at 12:20pm

          I concur.

  • Submitted by Pokeysaurus on Apr 4, 12 at 4:33pm

    False. Vaginas are like a pan of lasagna: even under the best of circumstances, they taste 100x better than they look.

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    Submitted by porksword on Apr 4, 12 at 5:02pm

    Most are a little slice of heaven to me!

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    Submitted by nunubeest on Apr 4, 12 at 4:27pm

    yea vaginas that haven't had as many people through them as a Tokyo commuter rail tend to look pretty good

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    Submitted by ebonymaker on Apr 5, 12 at 4:02am

    Vaginas are good to look at, feel, taste, smell, and listen too. God's signature is on all of them.

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    Submitted by sloandeepnlong on Apr 5, 12 at 6:08am

    Ah...the praise you get when taking a young man's V-Card!

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    Submitted by wubbazugg on Apr 4, 12 at 9:25pm

    Lol BDVille, been sayin that for years. Thanks for beatin me to it >_<

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    Submitted by gunsnammo on Apr 5, 12 at 6:55pm

    Vaginas do have a frame around them. It's called a vulva. We'll just let God's signature be the butthole.

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      Submitted by GAEA_KALI on May 7, 12 at 2:03pm

      Indeed, the vagina is just the hole not the whole

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    Submitted by Malicius on Apr 5, 12 at 7:41am

    I love a pretty one.... Makes ya pay that little extra attention to it

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      Submitted by MzKitty08 on Apr 5, 12 at 8:41pm

      or for it hahaha

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    Submitted by pureboredom on Apr 7, 12 at 2:28am

    Lalalindz probably always has the bulldog chewing mayonnaise

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    Submitted by ly0ntamer on Apr 5, 12 at 11:35pm

    God's signature is the taint. Not the butthole, because there t'aint no god. But if there was he'd be an asshole

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    Submitted by lalalindz on Apr 5, 12 at 2:51am

    you're smart and witty..and that is what makes you awkward around yo?ur friends, right?

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    Submitted by cpt_obvious on Apr 5, 12 at 3:10am

    Vaginas are just as ugly as penises.

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      Submitted by GAEA_KALI on May 7, 12 at 2:04pm

      penises are beautiful