If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
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Anyone who marks this as "bad night" is obviously a terrorist.
I have always thought of myself as a lone unicorn. but tonight, I am sure I have added three more unicorns to my unicorn pack
A group of unicorns is called a blessing.
Robot Unicorn Attack!
Haha...sounds like Allen in the movie hangover on the "pack of wolves" scene
Unicorns don't fly but a Pegasus does. And yes, that is a non-geek girl cockblock line.
i think more than one person has to vote 'yes' on a text for it to show up, otherwise there would be a lot of garbage on this site..
I love lamp.
I killed a unicorn once.
I'll have what you are having
This reminds me of a scene from "When Harry Met Sally".
This is a result of a texying plan and too much weed
a unicorn army would be so BA it hurts.
Ya Colorado representin unicorns
i believe they're called pegasus.
i would rather be a llamacorn. llama with a horn.
this could not make me happier :)
I love unicorns!
Dude I want some of what this person is on, cause it sounds like a good time. Oh and wherever there are unicorns there is happiness
High as fuck
Dam that's my worst nightmear.....
What ever ur having.. I'll take two of those
THEN IM NOT A TERRORIST!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wanna beeeeee with you~
I likes flying unicorns. Very muchh
This comment is all kinds of epic
...my dumb what?
Uh... Unicorns don't fly, I thought the ones that did are called Pegasus. Just sayin. Funny tx though
This is sooooo fake it's not even funny
your dumb, shut up and enjoy it
Nobody likes a wise ass 11:37
How high where u. how many diffrent drugs did u take
Yay be some good weed.
@ Clevelandsteamer- friggin hilarious what you just said! Hangover quote with a twist
I want whatever he was on
Pegasis' fly, not unicorns.
Your fucking mom is spam, tfln
Wouldn't that be a Pegasus??
Unicorns don't fly, Pegasus and Pegacorns fly, Natgeo says so.
@8:51\nI wanna be a llamacorn too now...
Don't anyone waste a dollar to moderate cause when you vote YES it dosent even show up, it's just a cash grab.
since when do you have to pay to moderate????
Unicorns don't fly tardo.
Dude what r u on?
Charlesdickens is right! I can't tell you how many comments I've moderated that have never shown up on here!!!
Believe in the invisable pink unicorn!
Planet Unicorn Hey!
And if bird poo is good luck when it lands on you just imagine how lucky flying unicorn nuggets would be. 'cept ouch!!