How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
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If I could hold the gun to YOUR head it might help things along.
not sure how well holding gun to my head would work either
I'd say, I'm about a swordfish
"Let me see..." *tries* "Hey darling.... mind bringing that pistol I bought you?"
I had a similar text once. Except it was "Tell me you're sober enough to get it up or I'm gonna shoot you" then she passed out and i didn't hear back from her for a day