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  • 75 72
    Submitted by bulllwinkle on Oct 2, 11 at 12:14pm

    "Let me see..." *tries* "Hey darling.... mind bringing that pistol I bought you?"

  • 81 84
    Submitted by gabraham on Oct 2, 11 at 12:07pm

    not sure how well holding gun to my head would work either

  • 75 77
    Submitted by rudyard_clitring on Oct 2, 11 at 11:44am

    If I could hold the gun to YOUR head it might help things along.

  • 71 80
    Submitted by Quake6 on Oct 3, 11 at 12:41am

    I had a similar text once. Except it was "Tell me you're sober enough to get it up or I'm gonna shoot you" then she passed out and i didn't hear back from her for a day

  • 70 81
    Submitted by Yeep on Oct 2, 11 at 10:44pm

    I'd say, I'm about a swordfish