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  • If I could hold the gun to YOUR head it might help things along.

    Submitted by rudyard_clitring on Oct 2, 11 at 11:44am
  • not sure how well holding gun to my head would work either

    Submitted by gabraham on Oct 2, 11 at 12:07pm
  • I'd say, I'm about a swordfish

    Submitted by Yeep on Oct 2, 11 at 10:44pm
  • "Let me see..." *tries* "Hey darling.... mind bringing that pistol I bought you?"

    Submitted by bulllwinkle on Oct 2, 11 at 12:14pm
  • I had a similar text once. Except it was "Tell me you're sober enough to get it up or I'm gonna shoot you" then she passed out and i didn't hear back from her for a day

    Submitted by Quake6 on Oct 3, 11 at 12:41am