I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
wow bdsm is so cute
where are my pants?
in the oven.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk