I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects