he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
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You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
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im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.