If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
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he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
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I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships