I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
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The first step to recovery is acceptance. Good for her. Hit tge gym
If you are fat then you are ALWAYS too fat to be seen naked. *cringes* yuck
More to love!
How the fuck can you drown in a shower? That's like drowning in rain! I recommend the bathtub.
Thats the American dream.
Shower drowning is bush league. Make a big splash by throwing yourself off a bridge
tub of lard dying in a tub of water!