I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃