You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
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I'm totally using this as a character for my improv class.
All witty remarks for this one elude me at this time....fuck it
"Drunk" or "Captain Aspirin", which one made you think they should be taking care of you???