Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
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Arrrgh! Your anchor was too small and you've run aground lass.
...and I SWEAR that's why I woke up with his dick in my ear.
Stumpy is only upset because he himself cannot anchor. Hence, his name.
The Lesson here is... Get a bigger bed.
Haha... oh the epic ideas of a drink girl!
I can't figure out if I should say classic or classy. At least you were creative hahaha
Way to be a whore
You use that word like its a negative
it def isn't. just had that argument with my mom:)
Indeed! technically "Whores" have been outsmarting men for thousands of years. Seeing that men have such an appetite for our lovely female bodies, they have used this attraction as power to gain income, education, and influence.