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  • Submitted by catababyy on Aug 4, 10 at 10:44am

    Atleast she didn't say she was going to be a virgin until the cubs win a world series

  • Submitted by CIT on Aug 4, 10 at 10:58am

    Wow, talk about a girl that is used to never winning....poor thing.

  • 98 73
    Submitted by kpkost on Aug 4, 10 at 10:43am

    Sounds like a challenge to change both

  • 85 61
    Submitted by centre21 on Aug 5, 10 at 9:26am

    To all the Cardinals fans- just remember, even when the Cubs lose, we leave Wrigley and our lives are better because we're in Chicago. You leave Busch after a Cards game and the sad reality hits you that your lives suck because you're still in St. Louis.

  • 96 92
    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 4, 10 at 11:40am

    Rule: If you are a cubs fan, you bring bad karma upon yourself. No exceptions...

  • 85 71
    Submitted by BadBabe93 on Aug 4, 10 at 6:32pm

    CARDINALS KICK BUTT!!!!!!!! :)! Plus I'm named after a cardinals player, so that makes them extra awesome!!!!!!

    • 52 62
      Submitted by jonathan171 on Aug 4, 10 at 7:00pm

      Is your name Pooh Holes?

  • 71 44
    Submitted by adele8892 on Sep 15, 10 at 2:27am

    Anyone who says Chicago sucks has obviously never been here. Sorry for you guys

  • 85 72
    Submitted by ProductPlacemnt on Aug 4, 10 at 10:36am

    But I bet she doesn't type like AND retard.

  • 77 60
    Submitted by kmomokbs on Aug 4, 10 at 11:09am

    get cockblocked by a sports team like a boss

  • 81 75
    Submitted by dickstar on Aug 4, 10 at 1:30pm

    I second, third, and fourth the rule book in this case! Supporting the cubs is like supporting a down-syndrome aids baby with a meth habit!

  • 76 67
    Submitted by mordantmouth on Aug 4, 10 at 11:51am

    Strike two!

  • 68 52
    Submitted by brendan317 on Aug 9, 10 at 1:28pm

    CUBS SUCK COCK, GO SOX!

  • 64 44
    Submitted by slikchic92 on Aug 7, 10 at 10:46pm

    Is wrigley still standing? That thing is ancient!\nBusch, on the other hand, is top of the line.\nI feel bad for the cubs, along with everyone who is stuck in the miserable city of Chicago.

  • 77 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 10 at 4:01pm

    How long has it been now for those damn cubs fans? 102 years?

  • 76 73
    Submitted by ilovebreast on Aug 4, 10 at 12:04pm

    Well at least she has patience.

  • 64 51
    Submitted by BadKarma1218 on Aug 4, 10 at 10:44am

    Fail

  • 82 88
    Submitted by _bbycakes on Aug 4, 10 at 2:50pm

    GO CUBS! :)

  • 75 75
    Submitted by gaterhog on Aug 4, 10 at 2:25pm

    Here's a tough one: if you could fix one of her problems, which one would you choose?

  • 67 59
    Submitted by blondebabe90 on Aug 4, 10 at 10:40am

    You must be a cardinals fan!

  • 68 62
    Submitted by madfacedmatty on Aug 4, 10 at 3:16pm

    Her nAme is jenny

  • 66 59
    Submitted by woodsmd on Aug 13, 10 at 2:02am

    Punt!

  • 61 52
    Submitted by Pengz on Aug 4, 10 at 10:33am

    Last

  • 64 59
    Submitted by marsho on Aug 4, 10 at 1:38pm

    Is she also a Detroit Lions fan?

  • 65 64
    Submitted by Serec on Aug 4, 10 at 7:24pm

    Aha, pujols

  • 67 72
    Submitted by VWGuy15 on Aug 5, 10 at 12:01am

    I'll cockblock myself if she says she's a cubs fan. Go Cardinals!!! Chicago what do you say? The cubs are gonna lose today!!!

  • 55 49
    Submitted by sunshinexoxo on Oct 20, 10 at 5:47pm

    Go cubs

  • 63 66
    Submitted by BillySteeldong on Aug 4, 10 at 6:14pm

    Poor girl - send her my way.

  • 66 72
    Submitted by jlp417 on Aug 4, 10 at 11:04am

    I have a hard time believing that

  • 58 59
    Submitted by candiceinthepool on Aug 5, 10 at 12:25am

    Go cards. Ultimate cockblock: cubs hat on the kiss cam.

  • 66 76
    Submitted by citispudstl on Aug 4, 10 at 3:50pm

    1908 bitches

  • 62 69
    Submitted by babe975 on Aug 4, 10 at 12:13pm

    The Astros are the Phillies minor league team!

  • Submitted by nikoli on Aug 4, 10 at 11:59am

    Go cubs go, go cubs go, hey chicago what do ya say the cubs are gonna win today!!!

  • 58 62
    Submitted by ilovewhores on Aug 4, 10 at 7:44pm

    glutten for punishment

  • 62 71
    Submitted by PalmTree7104 on Aug 4, 10 at 11:27am

    GO CARDINALS!!! except for last nights game... What the fuck is up with that???

  • 51 50
    Submitted by Anastasia_B on Aug 8, 10 at 12:20pm

    Fuckin Cubs fans. Lmao

  • 63 74
    Submitted by marcmedic on Aug 5, 10 at 10:07am

    This continues to prove that all cubs fans suck dick

  • 63 77
    Submitted by ellischild on Aug 23, 10 at 11:50pm

    Vaguely feel as if one of my exes may have posted this. . .

  • 60 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 10 at 5:43am

    Lots of useless bitches in Chicago. Ya see the Brain is the most important "sex organ"

  • 54 60
    Submitted by gottapeesuzy on Aug 4, 10 at 2:49pm

    Talk about unfulfilled!!!

  • 52 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 10 at 5:45am

    Cub fans have no brains.

  • 57 68
    Submitted by VWGuy15 on Aug 5, 10 at 12:03am

    My spelling fail will cockblock me as well *loose*

  • 58 75
    Submitted by lane6 on Aug 4, 10 at 11:06am

    CIT- you are gold

  • 69 97
    Submitted by kay0414 on Aug 4, 10 at 11:03am

    Go cardinals!! >:)

  • 56 73
    Submitted by tigerfan21 on Aug 4, 10 at 11:11am

    ASTROS!!!!! Haha ohh just kidding astros suck cause they traded lance berkman to the Yankees!

  • 55 73
    Submitted by coolcutie on Aug 5, 10 at 3:13am

    Gooo CUBBSSSS <3 don't hate

  • 53 69
    Submitted by Terminal_Lance on Aug 5, 10 at 1:33am

    Go sox

  • 51 66
    Submitted by Mc8111 on Aug 5, 10 at 8:27am

    Cubs suck!!!

  • 47 68
    Submitted by thatONEtime on Aug 5, 10 at 1:13am

    Takes an immature, hopeless cubs fan to use the pooh-holes bit. If that's the best you got, you know your team sucks haha.

  • 51 80
    Submitted by AlwaysAllNighter on Aug 6, 10 at 9:46am

    What a bitch.

  • 49 77
    Submitted by thumper22 on Aug 7, 10 at 4:46am

    you see that 18-1 game against the brewers? hilarious!