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  • 181 40
    Submitted by catababyy on Aug 4, 10 at 10:44am
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    Atleast she didn't say she was going to be a virgin until the cubs win a world series

  • 110 46
    Submitted by CIT on Aug 4, 10 at 10:58am
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    Wow, talk about a girl that is used to never winning....poor thing.

  • 64 45
    Submitted by kpkost on Aug 4, 10 at 10:43am
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    Sounds like a challenge to change both

  • 69 57
    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 4, 10 at 11:40am
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    Rule: If you are a cubs fan, you bring bad karma upon yourself. No exceptions...

  • 48 40
    Submitted by kmomokbs on Aug 4, 10 at 11:09am
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    get cockblocked by a sports team like a boss

  • 50 54
    Submitted by dickstar on Aug 4, 10 at 1:30pm
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    I second, third, and fourth the rule book in this case! Supporting the cubs is like supporting a down-syndrome aids baby with a meth habit!

  • 45 45
    Submitted by BadBabe93 on Aug 4, 10 at 6:32pm
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    CARDINALS KICK BUTT!!!!!!!! :)! Plus I'm named after a cardinals player, so that makes them extra awesome!!!!!!

    • 24 41
      Submitted by jonathan171 on Aug 4, 10 at 7:00pm
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      Is your name Pooh Holes?

  • 45 45
    Submitted by mordantmouth on Aug 4, 10 at 11:51am
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    Strike two!

  • 33 24
    Submitted by adele8892 on Sep 15, 10 at 2:27am
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    Anyone who says Chicago sucks has obviously never been here. Sorry for you guys

  • 44 46
    Submitted by ilovebreast on Aug 4, 10 at 12:04pm
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    Well at least she has patience.

  • 43 45
    Submitted by centre21 on Aug 5, 10 at 9:26am
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    To all the Cardinals fans- just remember, even when the Cubs lose, we leave Wrigley and our lives are better because we're in Chicago. You leave Busch after a Cards game and the sad reality hits you that your lives suck because you're still in St. Louis.

  • 38 39
    Submitted by blondebabe90 on Aug 4, 10 at 10:40am
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    You must be a cardinals fan!

  • 52 68
    Submitted by _bbycakes on Aug 4, 10 at 2:50pm
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    GO CUBS! :)

  • 45 55
    Submitted by gaterhog on Aug 4, 10 at 2:25pm
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    Here's a tough one: if you could fix one of her problems, which one would you choose?

  • 28 23
    Submitted by slikchic92 on Aug 7, 10 at 10:46pm
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    Is wrigley still standing? That thing is ancient!\nBusch, on the other hand, is top of the line.\nI feel bad for the cubs, along with everyone who is stuck in the miserable city of Chicago.

  • 34 35
    Submitted by Pengz on Aug 4, 10 at 10:33am
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    Last

  • 34 36
    Submitted by brendan317 on Aug 9, 10 at 1:28pm
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    CUBS SUCK COCK, GO SOX!

  • 40 48
    Submitted by ProductPlacemnt on Aug 4, 10 at 10:36am
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    But I bet she doesn't type like AND retard.

  • 36 41
    Submitted by marsho on Aug 4, 10 at 1:38pm
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    Is she also a Detroit Lions fan?

  • 37 43
    Submitted by babe975 on Aug 4, 10 at 12:13pm
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    The Astros are the Phillies minor league team!

  • 34 37
    Submitted by BadKarma1218 on Aug 4, 10 at 10:44am
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    Fail

  • 32 38
    Submitted by woodsmd on Aug 13, 10 at 2:02am
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    Punt!

  • 35 45
    Submitted by VWGuy15 on Aug 5, 10 at 12:01am
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    I'll cockblock myself if she says she's a cubs fan. Go Cardinals!!! Chicago what do you say? The cubs are gonna lose today!!!

  • 32 39
    Submitted by jlp417 on Aug 4, 10 at 11:04am
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    I have a hard time believing that

  • 28 36
    Submitted by candiceinthepool on Aug 5, 10 at 12:25am
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    Go cards. Ultimate cockblock: cubs hat on the kiss cam.

  • 35 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 10 at 4:01pm
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    How long has it been now for those damn cubs fans? 102 years?

  • 25 32
    Submitted by sunshinexoxo on Oct 20, 10 at 5:47pm
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    Go cubs

  • 33 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 10 at 5:43am
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    Lots of useless bitches in Chicago. Ya see the Brain is the most important "sex organ"

  • 34 53
    Submitted by citispudstl on Aug 4, 10 at 3:50pm
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    1908 bitches

  • 25 36
    Submitted by ellischild on Aug 23, 10 at 11:50pm
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    Vaguely feel as if one of my exes may have posted this. . .

  • 23 32
    Submitted by Anastasia_B on Aug 8, 10 at 12:20pm
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    Fuckin Cubs fans. Lmao

  • 28 43
    Submitted by Terminal_Lance on Aug 5, 10 at 1:33am
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    Go sox

  • 28 45
    Submitted by BillySteeldong on Aug 4, 10 at 6:14pm
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    Poor girl - send her my way.

  • 27 44
    Submitted by VWGuy15 on Aug 5, 10 at 12:03am
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    My spelling fail will cockblock me as well *loose*

  • 26 42
    Submitted by madfacedmatty on Aug 4, 10 at 3:16pm
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    Her nAme is jenny

  • 27 45
    Submitted by Serec on Aug 4, 10 at 7:24pm
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    Aha, pujols

  • 25 41
    Submitted by gottapeesuzy on Aug 4, 10 at 2:49pm
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    Talk about unfulfilled!!!

  • 49 90
    Submitted by nikoli on Aug 4, 10 at 11:59am
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    Go cubs go, go cubs go, hey chicago what do ya say the cubs are gonna win today!!!

  • 24 41
    Submitted by ilovewhores on Aug 4, 10 at 7:44pm
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    glutten for punishment

  • 20 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 10 at 5:45am
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    Cub fans have no brains.

  • 37 69
    Submitted by kay0414 on Aug 4, 10 at 11:03am
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    Go cardinals!! >:)

  • 31 58
    Submitted by PalmTree7104 on Aug 4, 10 at 11:27am
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    GO CARDINALS!!! except for last nights game... What the fuck is up with that???

  • 25 48
    Submitted by lane6 on Aug 4, 10 at 11:06am
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    CIT- you are gold

  • 20 39
    Submitted by thumper22 on Aug 7, 10 at 4:46am
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    you see that 18-1 game against the brewers? hilarious!

  • 20 41
    Submitted by thatONEtime on Aug 5, 10 at 1:13am
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    Takes an immature, hopeless cubs fan to use the pooh-holes bit. If that's the best you got, you know your team sucks haha.

  • 25 52
    Submitted by coolcutie on Aug 5, 10 at 3:13am
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    Gooo CUBBSSSS <3 don't hate

  • 19 43
    Submitted by AlwaysAllNighter on Aug 6, 10 at 9:46am
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    What a bitch.

  • 24 53
    Submitted by tigerfan21 on Aug 4, 10 at 11:11am
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    ASTROS!!!!! Haha ohh just kidding astros suck cause they traded lance berkman to the Yankees!

  • 21 49
    Submitted by Mc8111 on Aug 5, 10 at 8:27am
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    Cubs suck!!!

  • 22 52
    Submitted by marcmedic on Aug 5, 10 at 10:07am
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    This continues to prove that all cubs fans suck dick