2020 sucks, I want a refund
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
The ass gains better be worth it
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
The universal cock block of this decade
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?