This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
2020 sucks, I want a refund
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
The ass gains better be worth it
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Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!