Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
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He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
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I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.