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it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world

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i told you not to try chat roulette

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(248): it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world (1-248): i told you not to try chat roulette http://tfl.nu/80bv

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she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.

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(248): she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing. http://tfl.nu/gzcy

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Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox

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You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.

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(248): Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox (1-248): You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities. http://tfl.nu/l19y

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I don't remember what your face looks like..

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I don't remember your face either, just your dick.

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(248): I don't remember what your face looks like.. (727): I don't remember your face either, just your dick. http://tfl.nu/odit

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My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks

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(248): My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks http://tfl.nu/rdtc

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My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.

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(248): My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend. http://tfl.nu/02a8

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you lied. pity sex is amazing.

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(248): you lied. pity sex is amazing. http://tfl.nu/c61w

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I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.

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(248): I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial. http://tfl.nu/t70i

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she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear

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(248): she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear http://tfl.nu/c4tr

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i just identified you from a description of your pipe

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(248): i just identified you from a description of your pipe http://tfl.nu/awfe

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I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!

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(248): I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there! http://tfl.nu/8urv

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Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...

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(248): Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed... http://tfl.nu/xlpz

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Either way I should probably pregame on the plane

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(248): Either way I should probably pregame on the plane http://tfl.nu/xs77

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so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.

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(248): so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse. http://tfl.nu/dgcu

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I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"

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(248): I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train" http://tfl.nu/x0cf

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