I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
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It's a duplex, and there's plenty of room. The shag carpeting hasn't been removed, though, so it looks a little tacky.
"We're sort of like 7-11. We're not always doing business but we're always open."
Q: Why is OP's vagina like a backboard? A: They're both made for rebounds.
Well not really 24/7..got to subtract a week a month. Just saying.
Can I bring my dog?
Creepiest mom ever!
Yea... It's THAT big...
24 by 7? That things huge!!!
You've obviously never been with someone who could give you multiple orgasms or after shocks. \nYou're probably a virgin.
i want to have a slurpee please since u are open 24/7! cherry flavored?
Everyone should have a friend like this post break up