I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
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It's a duplex, and there's plenty of room. The shag carpeting hasn't been removed, though, so it looks a little tacky.
"We're sort of like 7-11. We're not always doing business but we're always open."
Q: Why is OP's vagina like a backboard? A: They're both made for rebounds.
Well not really 24/7..got to subtract a week a month. Just saying.
Can I bring my dog?
Creepiest mom ever!
Yea... It's THAT big...
24 by 7? That things huge!!!
i want to have a slurpee please since u are open 24/7! cherry flavored?
You've obviously never been with someone who could give you multiple orgasms or after shocks. \nYou're probably a virgin.
Everyone should have a friend like this post break up