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  • now just imagine our disappointment when we a hot guy and he has crayon dick.

    Submitted by Lauren26 on Jun 25, 10 at 10:39am
  • That's why they call it the wonder bra, as in "I wonder where the f**** her boobs went!"

    Submitted by iowawashington on Jun 25, 10 at 9:30am
  • ahh the power of Victoria and all of her secrets.

    Submitted by underagehangover on Jun 25, 10 at 2:32pm
  • Honestly, a bra can only do much. Unless she is wearing a shirt with a very high neckline so it's all covered up, you can tell. And honestly, who the f* cares - smaller breasts are usually nicer looking anyway once you take everything off.

    Submitted by xuncommonx on Jun 25, 10 at 1:12pm
  • I don't carry around a 13in sausage in my pants and when I take them off I just throw it behind me and go "yeah that? That's for support"

    Submitted by _Emerica_ on Jun 25, 10 at 4:20pm
  • gentlemen-just a theory, but smaller breasted women are some of the best and freakiest in bed... test it out... not hatin on large boobs, just a voice of experience.

    Submitted by buzzcutt on Jun 25, 10 at 5:30pm
  • I totally understand...i know what it's like praying that a guy's penis is at least average sized...they get your hopes up, then dash them with inadequacy.

    Submitted by LynnZee on Jun 25, 10 at 11:51am
  • hello bombshell!

    Submitted by ruhulynn on Jun 25, 10 at 3:02pm
  • Iowawashington-- isn't "fuck" only four letters?

    Submitted by pichu180 on Jun 25, 10 at 12:21pm
  • You know girls would throw a fit if a guy stuffed his pants. I think we should be about to complain.

    Submitted by wolf on Jun 25, 10 at 12:27pm
  • Happens

    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jun 25, 10 at 9:46am
  • Those new bras that add 2 cup sizes are false advertisement. I'm a DD, but I have some A and B cup friends that get those bras and when things get hot and heavy, to his dismay the boobs were an illusion

    Submitted by pierce258 on Jun 25, 10 at 3:02pm
  • Same thing as lying...

    Submitted by d2damac on Jun 25, 10 at 10:32am
  • xuncommonx- nah, big tits are much better. you're just saying that because you're flat.

    Submitted by 110340 on Jun 25, 10 at 3:39pm
  • Ha... Haha... HAHAHAHA. I can imagine your blank stare at them as your in the middle of intercourse.

    Submitted by Clockwork on Jun 25, 10 at 9:17am
  • @mythyc.... You tried too hard to make a priceless joke out of this text. You're a failure.

    Submitted by elite on Jun 26, 10 at 3:51am
  • She was wearing a miraculous bra from Victoria's Secret lmao

    Submitted by melrosegirl18 on Feb 10, 11 at 12:22am
  • Haha my girlfriend got one of those. She asked me why I don't take her shirt off anymore during sex...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 10 at 3:18pm
  • Lauren that's completely different. You don't have a clue about how big he his unless he has a lifted truck. But that's so shitty, I hate when boobs appear way larger than they are.

    Submitted by An0n on Jun 25, 10 at 12:55pm
    • yeah, different in the sense that you get an IDEA about the size beforehand. it's obvious when a girl stuffs, and you know she's smaller than she looks. small guys wear baggy pants and you don't know til you're already in bed and then it's too late to do anything about it. girls have it worse off.

      Submitted by CreeperMagnet22 on Jun 25, 10 at 6:09pm
  • New outfit......A hundred dollars.\nAdd-A-Size pushup pads......twenty bucks.\nGirls night out at the club.....twenty five bucks.\nLook on his face when I answer him with "Sure you can play with them" and then pull a pushup pad out of my bra and hand it to him.....Priceless.

    Submitted by Mythyc on Jun 25, 10 at 5:39pm
  • i know the feeling :( it's very sneaky...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 10 at 4:03pm
  • This is a fantastic text, not to mention all the great replies. Go PA

    Submitted by whatever234567 on Oct 2, 10 at 6:34pm
  • .....bombshell.... Nasty shit fake boobs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 10 at 2:47am
  • Lol ruhulyn.

    Submitted by damnfine on Jun 25, 10 at 8:09pm
  • Pichu--> win. Hahaha

    Submitted by mirandaa on Jun 25, 10 at 2:07pm
  • Hahaha my friend pushes up her boob in her pictures on facebook it's so bad

    Submitted by mileygirl2 on Jun 26, 10 at 12:14am
  • Hate when that happens...

    Submitted by joecool11 on Jun 25, 10 at 10:27am
  • I've been there

    Submitted by augfire on Jun 25, 10 at 8:43pm
  • She shoulda kept it on

    Submitted by LoloFoShoSho on Jun 28, 10 at 3:14am
  • Push up bras.. The mericals they do. <3

    Submitted by asdfghjll on Jun 26, 10 at 3:18am
  • It's the Bombshell Bra from VS, lying to men everywhere since feb of 2010!

    Submitted by cbtango on Jun 27, 10 at 2:31am
  • Stupid girls and there fake boob bras. It's disgraceful, not to mention decieving

    Submitted by buttonsmedic on Jun 25, 10 at 9:23pm
    • no worse then a guy having a tiny dick and wearing baggy jeans to cover it up

      Submitted by yamiryu on Jun 26, 10 at 5:15am
    • there -> their. decieving -> deceiving. get a dictionary.

      Submitted by ThatDirtyWater on Jun 26, 10 at 7:14pm
  • I used to have that problem. $7,000 solved it quickly.

    Submitted by jacqgoff on Jun 25, 10 at 8:52pm
  • Why. Do you think victoria's secret is so profitable!? It's not for covering up....

    Submitted by surferchick429 on Jul 26, 10 at 1:30pm
  • HAHHAHAHA that's hilarious.

    Submitted by biiotch on Jun 25, 10 at 2:35pm
  • Haha the joys of a pushup. That's why I never purchase any b/c they can be very decieving. I mean you may get the guy but before the night even ends you won't be having him anymore! It's like who are you trying to convince the guy or yourself?

    Submitted by xxthatgirlxx on Jun 26, 10 at 3:57pm
  • Someone bought yhe miraculous pushup by vs

    Submitted by tpfeifer on Jun 26, 10 at 1:12am
  • Women have no idea how annoying this is. It's happened to me dozens of times, I'm thinking ah she has perfect C cups... get the bra off and it's down to an A. FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU. At that point, big nipples would be the only redemption.

    Submitted by teacher31 on Jun 25, 10 at 10:21am
    • better to have small ones since they don't sag though the smaller the boobs the larger the nipples are in many cases

      Submitted by yamiryu on Jun 26, 10 at 5:13am
  • Been there

    Submitted by TheLast on Jun 25, 10 at 12:30pm
  • THAT is why it is so fucking hard to shop at Victoria's Secret!

    Submitted by hahadude on May 19, 12 at 1:23am
  • Fuckin False Advertisement!! I hate that shit. Hey ladies, if you don't like it when guys tell you we have a 8 inch cock and then drop trou and come out swinging w/ a 5er; then don't have C's w/ your shirt on and then look like a little boy with it off

    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Sep 19, 12 at 7:06pm
  • 12345788

    Submitted by Tyrock57 on Jul 14, 10 at 2:33am
  • Haha never had a guy experience that problem with me.

    Submitted by sexbomb on Jun 27, 10 at 10:56am
  • Lmao! That happens to soooo many guys like me and I feel bad for em

    Submitted by xXstrangeXx on Jun 26, 10 at 6:52pm
  • Andd that.. Is Victorias secret...

    Submitted by sHy on Jun 30, 10 at 11:08am