it's like her boobs came off with her bra
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now just imagine our disappointment when we a hot guy and he has crayon dick.
Use an action verb.
That's why they call it the wonder bra, as in "I wonder where the f**** her boobs went!"
ahh the power of Victoria and all of her secrets.
Honestly, a bra can only do much. Unless she is wearing a shirt with a very high neckline so it's all covered up, you can tell. And honestly, who the f* cares - smaller breasts are usually nicer looking anyway once you take everything off.
I don't carry around a 13in sausage in my pants and when I take them off I just throw it behind me and go "yeah that? That's for support"
gentlemen-just a theory, but smaller breasted women are some of the best and freakiest in bed... test it out... not hatin on large boobs, just a voice of experience.
they also don't sag like large ones do
I totally understand...i know what it's like praying that a guy's penis is at least average sized...they get your hopes up, then dash them with inadequacy.
Iowawashington-- isn't "fuck" only four letters?
You know girls would throw a fit if a guy stuffed his pants. I think we should be about to complain.
Those new bras that add 2 cup sizes are false advertisement. I'm a DD, but I have some A and B cup friends that get those bras and when things get hot and heavy, to his dismay the boobs were an illusion
Same thing as lying...
xuncommonx- nah, big tits are much better. you're just saying that because you're flat.
Ha... Haha... HAHAHAHA. I can imagine your blank stare at them as your in the middle of intercourse.
@mythyc.... You tried too hard to make a priceless joke out of this text. You're a failure.
She was wearing a miraculous bra from Victoria's Secret lmao
Haha my girlfriend got one of those. She asked me why I don't take her shirt off anymore during sex...
Lauren that's completely different. You don't have a clue about how big he his unless he has a lifted truck. But that's so shitty, I hate when boobs appear way larger than they are.
yeah, different in the sense that you get an IDEA about the size beforehand. it's obvious when a girl stuffs, and you know she's smaller than she looks. small guys wear baggy pants and you don't know til you're already in bed and then it's too late to do anything about it. girls have it worse off.
New outfit......A hundred dollars.\nAdd-A-Size pushup pads......twenty bucks.\nGirls night out at the club.....twenty five bucks.\nLook on his face when I answer him with "Sure you can play with them" and then pull a pushup pad out of my bra and hand it to him.....Priceless.
i know the feeling :( it's very sneaky...
This is a fantastic text, not to mention all the great replies. Go PA
.....bombshell.... Nasty shit fake boobs
Pichu--> win. Hahaha
Hahaha my friend pushes up her boob in her pictures on facebook it's so bad
Hate when that happens...
I've been there
She shoulda kept it on
Push up bras.. The mericals they do. <3
It's the Bombshell Bra from VS, lying to men everywhere since feb of 2010!
Stupid girls and there fake boob bras. It's disgraceful, not to mention decieving
no worse then a guy having a tiny dick and wearing baggy jeans to cover it up
there -> their. decieving -> deceiving. get a dictionary.
I used to have that problem. $7,000 solved it quickly.
Why. Do you think victoria's secret is so profitable!? It's not for covering up....
HAHHAHAHA that's hilarious.
Haha the joys of a pushup. That's why I never purchase any b/c they can be very decieving. I mean you may get the guy but before the night even ends you won't be having him anymore! It's like who are you trying to convince the guy or yourself?
Someone bought yhe miraculous pushup by vs
Women have no idea how annoying this is. It's happened to me dozens of times, I'm thinking ah she has perfect C cups... get the bra off and it's down to an A. FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU. At that point, big nipples would be the only redemption.
better to have small ones since they don't sag though the smaller the boobs the larger the nipples are in many cases
THAT is why it is so fucking hard to shop at Victoria's Secret!
Fuckin False Advertisement!! I hate that shit. Hey ladies, if you don't like it when guys tell you we have a 8 inch cock and then drop trou and come out swinging w/ a 5er; then don't have C's w/ your shirt on and then look like a little boy with it off
Haha never had a guy experience that problem with me.
Lmao! That happens to soooo many guys like me and I feel bad for em
Andd that.. Is Victorias secret...