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  • Look up Hank from Howard Stern... He is dead now, but that midget was always hammered!

    Submitted by visage on Mar 4, 10 at 7:48pm
  • It's actually so easy... This midget comes into the bar I work in and he smashes piss, gets absolutely wasted and cruises around hitting on bitches

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 10:53am
  • I think that's the point of midgets xD

    Submitted by Katharos72 on Jul 22, 11 at 1:00pm
  • I saw a midget fall off a barstool after drinking 5 shots.

    Submitted by railstop on Jul 18, 10 at 12:49am
  • Demetri Martin joke.

    Submitted by starstruck on Mar 4, 10 at 5:10pm
  • this midget came to my party and passed out in a ditch after one beer.

    Submitted by sooperfreek69 on Mar 4, 10 at 12:01pm
  • I don't know, Wee Man could probably out drink every member on TFLN

    Submitted by pstrong9 on Mar 4, 10 at 11:20pm
  • One of my teachers is actually a midget, and I live in this area code. Maybe if I buy him a 40 of beer I can get him wasted enough to give me an A in the class.

    Submitted by UrsaWork on Mar 4, 10 at 11:29pm
  • All midgets are lightweights, they aren't the same size as regular humans

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 27, 10 at 8:11pm
  • the comments are funnier than this post

    Submitted by xsaint on Mar 4, 10 at 1:08pm
  • I thought this was good

    Submitted by lildego1990 on Mar 4, 10 at 10:24am
  • This is definitely a Demitri Martin joke. Best comedian EVER.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 6, 10 at 10:55am
  • You don't see the triangle on here very much...go NC.

    Submitted by rawrskidrawr on Mar 4, 10 at 4:12pm
  • haha! this is pretty funny!!!

    Submitted by mainerchick on Mar 5, 10 at 1:34am
  • They are smokin weed. u happy? u sinicle prick

    Submitted by pothead1 on Mar 4, 10 at 8:50am
  • What are the mods smoking? These posts have gotten Terrible.

    Submitted by fool on Mar 4, 10 at 8:17am
  • Someones talking about me again... I just know it...

    Submitted by zeromidget on Mar 6, 10 at 1:42am
  • i am what you would say a midget, i can drink more than a lot of my friends. unless they have never drank b4, it really has to do with the person

    Submitted by shortay88 on Mar 8, 10 at 12:49am