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  • Submitted by economizer on Apr 29, 11 at 3:46pm

    She needs an IV made from jizz.

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      Submitted by PoopyWAHWAHKinz on Apr 30, 11 at 12:53am

      EMT's can't start IV's retard.

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        Submitted by EMTPirate on Apr 30, 11 at 10:53am

        The hell we can't! It depends on the certification level, and the state.

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          Submitted by EMTPirate on Apr 30, 11 at 10:55am

          But semen would be far too viscous to be a good fluid. Petty sure it doesn't belong in veins, but to test this theory I'll need a volunteer.

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    Submitted by thebatman on Apr 30, 11 at 2:48am

    I think she's gonna need mouth-to-dick!

  • Submitted by destructo on Apr 29, 11 at 9:23pm

    Sounds like she might need a hot beef injection.

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      Submitted by kdogchatterbox on Apr 29, 11 at 9:56pm

      i love your Breakfast Club reference. best thing I've heard all day

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    Submitted by EMTPirate on Apr 30, 11 at 10:51am

    The hell we can't. Depends on the certification level, and the state.

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    Submitted by Courttaylor629 on May 2, 11 at 3:20am

    I definitely need one of these...

  • Submitted by agroupofninjas on Apr 29, 11 at 3:06pm

    fuck off firstfirst suck on this dick

  • Submitted by ckb71 on Apr 30, 11 at 5:47am

    EMTPirate?

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      Submitted by EMTPirate on Apr 30, 11 at 10:52am

      Thank you for considering me, but I am 937, and an actual EMT.

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    Submitted by likeahoss on Apr 29, 11 at 3:21pm

    Charge...CLEAR!

  • Submitted by jwil11 on May 8, 11 at 11:29pm

    12:43 yes they can... Depends on where you are. I do all the time