She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
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Wow. She must of slept with one of my exs!!!
Did I just see this on FML from the viewpoint of the girl?
it happens more often than you might imagine.
Soviet Russia jokes were and are never gonna be funny, until they nuke us
For real. It's a sad excuse for humor.
They were funny back when the guy telling them was actually trying to make them funny. Now people just think they can do a Russian reversal on anything for a cheap laugh.
If a guy is really small I just deny I ever fucked him!
Ali and Perry.
Happened to me too, but I didn't realize it. Apparently it had nothing to do with length, it's all about width. The thinner the needle the less you notice you're being pricked.
Haha that sucks
Poor girl. I'm in the same boat. My gyno exam made me bleed more than when I actually lost my virginity. I might as well say "I'm a virgin"
In soviet Russia All women are technically virgins because there exists no soviet Russian man meat.
Lucky Saint Anthony \n\n(this is a Catch-22 reference)
this means she never had sex, and is embarrassed to be a virgin. So she says she has done it, but didnt pop her cherry. \nMy friend uses it all the time.
have you finally learned to do all that is necessary?
Lol, buuuuuuurn mf!
Lol good one
Micropenis. Google it.
Ok meangirls ripoff
In Soviet Russia he is so big she is technically a not a virgin!