We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
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How could anyone say this is a bad night
First you fed him your pie, then he fed you pie. Then the world just made sense.
How is this remotely a bad night?
Apple pie? With vanilla ice cream??
@manlaw6. Hahaha that was definitely your funniest one yet!
Who are the 89 morons who called this a bad night? It sounds pretty damn good to me!
This sounds like a line from a Pushing Daisies fanfic.
this must be what heaven is like.
He had pie too.
This is obviously fake, the woman should feed the man!
This is my area code. So now I really, really want to know who this is, and why I'm not the lucky one who sent this text.
manlaw6, you just made me laugh out loud. First time in awhile that a comment has made me do that.
Fat chicks need love too! Just not from me ;)
uh-oh looks like I offended the fat chicks and/or chubby-chasers
My friend needs to get on this level