My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
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How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
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Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later