Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.