apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
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Aw, someone stole 1:50's boyfriend. IF you weren't fat, these things wouldn't happen.
really hope your not actually pregnant
isn't this from a movie...? lame.
whats with all the bad nights? sounds fucking awesome to me
650 REPREZENTING WAHHHHHHHHHHHT
If pregnant, no drinking allowed. Our society is going to shit.
Shit. Why does everybody have to be such haters? Didn't we all get a good laugh out of it? Chill people.
11:48, she didn't say devil's baby, she said jonny's devil baby. Biiiiigggg difference what an apostrophe does.
wow. can someone say pathetic?
ha..i must admit though...i laughed my ass off through the entire 5 seconds it took me to read that.
Can't judge yet if it's a good night or bad....depends on if the goldfish were crackers or fish.
More chicks getting pregnant in my home town... not surprising.
what a dumb whore
its okay bby. 650 reppin.
i hope youre not pregnant!
and its half the guys fault anyway for kissing you backk
This sounds like a good night to me, i have done the same many of drunken nights! Obviously the preganant thing is not true, that's why she said "devil's baby" RELAX 11:17
sounds like one of my nights...
Don't worry hun, it was funny as hell! People take things too literally. This website is for laughs, people need to step getting all up in arms about stupid shit.
Kissing a guy that has a girlfriend = drunk slut. Fuck her in a non-literal sense.
don't lie to us - you'll be drinking by friday night
i would like to get drunk with you :)
Is it technically incest if a girl has sex with her sister? It's not like one of them could get pregnant, which is the point of the laws. Immoral, yes. But is it actually illegal in such countries as Australia, England, Canada, and the USA?
11:18, it's you're, not your. How FUCKING hard is it to know the difference?? Dumbfuck.
omg i cannot believe i just found my text here...but to all you haters, i am not pregnant i hope,lol but really grow up stop talking shit and let me be
This might be my sister
HA.... lightweights. Guarenteed his first time drinking, probably 5 beers max. Man oh man gotta love the dumbass things people do on their first time...