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  • I don't think cum tastes bad at all... Maybe the dick you've been sucking has some issues.

    Submitted by iFuckedUrMother on Feb 14, 12 at 12:07pm
  • Guys, if you eat pineapple they say it's more palatable.

    Submitted by porksword on Feb 14, 12 at 10:34am
  • in retrospect, the taste buds for cum are located at the back end of the tongue where the throat starts.

    Submitted by AllFuggedUp on Feb 15, 12 at 2:12am
  • suck it up and quit your bitchin...

    Submitted by keto06 on Feb 14, 12 at 11:01am
  • Fruits do the trick, but eggs make it awful. My bf had amazing jizz until he started eating 3 eggs a day.

    Submitted by McTastySweater on Feb 16, 12 at 4:13pm
  • It is cantaloupe. I actually tried this with a few girls (flings,gfs, fuck buddies) and it worked. A few of them actually enjoyed it more.

    Submitted by Marc12 on Feb 14, 12 at 4:53pm
  • 1. Tiramisu is by far the nicest food you could've used there. \n2. Cum is not that bad! Just deal with it, he'll love you for it and maybe return the favour! \n3. The whole pineapple thing is a MYTH! It does not work!!

    Submitted by yewinnhard on Feb 14, 12 at 3:49pm
    • Pineapple does so work. I've tested rigorously with different women. If you don't believe me, suck my dick!

      Submitted by porksword on Feb 14, 12 at 8:22pm
    • Drinking a glass of pineapple juice probably wouldn't do much for a guy with a lot of meat or eggs in his diet.

      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Aug 16, 12 at 11:23pm