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  • Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Feb 16, 10 at 9:51am

    you have another Hole, Hole, Hole.....

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      Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Feb 16, 10 at 11:46am

      all the thumbs down are chicks no dought... =)

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        Submitted by Masquerade90 on Feb 16, 10 at 11:49pm

        Obviously chicks that are not fans of BJ week.

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        Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Feb 17, 10 at 12:22am

        i gave it a thumbs up and im a chick. i just thought it was clever.

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          Submitted by madamcreepy69 on Mar 10, 10 at 5:08pm

          i'm a chick too and i thought it was funnyyy (:

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      Submitted by Phantasm on Apr 3, 10 at 2:27pm

      I like the way you think.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 10:30am

    Just because on ride is broke, don't mean they close the whole theme park!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 11:18am

    Shower sex bro

  • Submitted by Septemberbaby on Feb 16, 10 at 10:16pm

    some girls feel like shit when they're on their period so sometimes sex isn't an option.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 9:51am

    My gf and I have never let Aubt Flo stop us! Shower sex = good times!

  • Submitted by bodilyfunction on Feb 17, 10 at 2:31am

    who cares cares cares? period sex is awesome, it's natural lubrication and chicks are always way hornier on the rag.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 10:29pm

    Lol, 703 girls are all stuck-up prudes now? I'm loving the stereotyping now.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 2:48am

    Fucking sucks (no pun intended)

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 10, 10 at 1:06am

    540 better be getting a bj bj bj then

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 11:07pm

    10:16 sooo true, and trust me we aren't prude!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 9:46am

    Haha. Sucks for him.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 12:11pm

    10:02 Carrie?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 7:18pm

    Just get in the shower. Problem solved.

  • 88 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 10:28am

    Anal.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 3:29pm

    aww yeah 1:01!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 7:36pm

    Blow job blow job blow job

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 12:44pm

    Faaail. so many ways, your mouth can't get pregnant, anal etc

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    Submitted by doodyfrank on Sep 23, 10 at 2:04pm

    @bodilyfunction thats disgusting. I guess your a fan of menstruation sluts

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 9:42am

    That suckkkks

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 12:18am

    If you want it bad enough shower works great!!

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      Submitted by tigersnoodle on Feb 23, 10 at 7:16pm

      Who says you have to do it in the shower? Just put a blanket down on the bed and do it there!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 12:24am

    Fail.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 12:49am

    It's my birthday, birthday, birthday, and I also have my period, period, period. Sucks!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 9:56am

    get your red wings bro. it's really as bad as you'd think... also, she has 2 other holes.

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    Submitted by darthvader20 on Mar 18, 10 at 4:12pm

    Cockblocked by nature... Ouch...

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    Submitted by birddy on May 11, 10 at 2:01am

    Well you gotta be careful that your bf doesn't take advantage of your other holes...

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    Submitted by qwertyuiopasdfgh on Mar 13, 10 at 12:35am

    Haha. Shut DOWNNNNNNNNN

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 11:19am

    Wow... Looks like someone's gettin some ass to mouth treatment tonight!

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    Submitted by Bman0988 on Mar 1, 10 at 7:51pm

    Like a period is going to stop him. Plan B -> head for the shower... Unless she just doesn't want to have sex with you

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 1:01pm

    Birthday anal, birthday anal, birthday anal

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    Submitted by 703_Repin on Apr 14, 10 at 3:19pm

    in that case i'll find a hooker, hooker, hooker

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 6:43pm

    hah 1:01!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 9:42am

    Ouch :(

  • 51 52
    Submitted by Mirandadorable on Apr 27, 10 at 10:58pm

    if you can walk through mud you can fuck through blood ;)

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 11:56pm

    Happy bday to a fellow feb bday! But this totally sucks :(

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 10:01am

    Fuck her up the ass

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 2:35pm

    1:01 lol

  • 66 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 12:33pm

    Haha r10:30 Ron white is fucking hilarious

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 9:44am

    Jarsquatter.com

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 11:50pm

    Fail... XD

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 3:31pm

    va!!! definently high schoolers

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 10:02am

    How about a footjob?

  • Submitted by BoNeZ on Feb 16, 10 at 4:46pm

    Do it anyways, shower after

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 11:12pm

    BUMMER!!!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 11:46am

    STANDARD northern virginia girl. Stuck up prude. They are all a joke. 540 is Shenandoah Valley. Find a good country girl!!! :)

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    Submitted by plateman420 on May 18, 10 at 5:10am

    lol bj

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 8:02am

    Your mouth can't get pregnant, love. 

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 10:41am

    Just quit being a bitch 703. Some bitches are so ungrateful.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 12:06pm

    being from the 540, I probably know him.

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    Submitted by AssassinR3M1X on Jun 4, 10 at 6:58pm

    Sex makes girls feel better, it's proven by science

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 3:20pm

    "on the rag"? who calls it that anymore. get off tfln, old man.

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      Submitted by bodilyfunction on Feb 17, 10 at 2:32am

      i'm a 22 year old chick and i say "on the rag". sooooo, shove it.

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        Submitted by purrkittypurr on Apr 13, 10 at 12:35pm

        im a 21 chick....i also say on the RAGGGG

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    Submitted by killaken on Sep 19, 10 at 10:57pm

    It's his birthday. The LEAST he should be getting is a hummer anyway, and if he isn't, get rid of her.

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    Submitted by shannonlizz on Feb 16, 10 at 3:12pm

    true right now :(

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    Submitted by jordanbtaylor09 on Oct 9, 11 at 10:26pm

    Period sex is the BEST. I'm always 20 times hornier. You just have to find a man who doesn't get grossed out by a natural thing. I think it's badass. And I mean birthday sex is a must.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 12:54pm

    No, she is a dumb bitch for closing the whole park down just because she's on the rag.

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    Submitted by Nikolejade04 on Apr 26, 12 at 11:25pm

    True....period sex is good.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 1:39pm

    So give him a bj!

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    Submitted by Xi_Kagega123 on Dec 20, 10 at 3:46pm

    And that concerns him why? He'll just get 2 presents. Se and the knowledge that you won't be pregnant!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 11:30am

    B-day BJ, B-day BJ, B-day BJ and/or Birthday backdoor, birthday backdoor, birthday backdoor Last resort, dump the bitch and get a hooker

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 9:44am

    First to say first

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 10:01am

    You have two other holes. Slut.

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      Submitted by kane5250 on Feb 16, 10 at 12:05pm

      wow, she's a slut because she said she's on her period?