I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
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And here I thought romance was dead. I hope "something" is smart and finds another dick.
big threat. chances are that " something" will be a cantaloupe or his hand
a fucking cantaloupe? dude.
a warm one yes
How romantic. Think I'll pass dude.
chances are that something will be a warm Apple pie
Well it is Alabama... you know where the men are men and the farm animals are scared.
sad thing is - the girl will probably say yes...fail.
OP is a predatory lesbian.
hmmm very tempting, NOT!!!!
Oh grow up, you idiot. Du bist ein idiot.
Wow. This guy's a real winner.
Wooooww OP is special...
Dammit dad this isn't moms number
ok sounds good.
wow stick ur dick in something? really? ok so women where jeans not skirts (he'll try to stick it in from behind) guys stay off ur knees even if u have to puke, lock up the dogs and cats, and make sure u have a locking gas cap lol
Change your alias to stupidman
LOL @Superman "hide yo kids, hide yo wives, AND hide yo husbands cuz they rapin' errybody up in here"\nP.S. It's "wear" jeans. Just FYI. ;-)
that right give her the old 1 2 stuck my dick in you
Ya'll a bunch of slack-jawed hoes. OP is a man on a mission