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  • Submitted by scarab on Sep 9, 11 at 4:14pm

    And here I thought romance was dead. I hope "something" is smart and finds another dick.

  • Submitted by mmmmbop on Sep 9, 11 at 3:16pm

    big threat. chances are that " something" will be a cantaloupe or his hand

  • Submitted by sevensevenseven on Sep 9, 11 at 3:21pm

    How romantic. Think I'll pass dude.

  • Submitted by Koojoo on Sep 9, 11 at 4:32pm

    chances are that something will be a warm Apple pie

  • Submitted by Jamison01 on Sep 10, 11 at 5:22am

    Well it is Alabama... you know where the men are men and the farm animals are scared.

  • Submitted by deckswife on Sep 9, 11 at 5:21pm

    sad thing is - the girl will probably say

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    Submitted by thewhitebuffalo on Sep 9, 11 at 4:12pm


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    Submitted by rudyard_clitring on Sep 9, 11 at 4:03pm

    OP is a predatory lesbian.

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    Submitted by alliedawn on Sep 9, 11 at 4:22pm

    hmmm very tempting, NOT!!!!

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    Submitted by niceman on Sep 16, 11 at 12:50am

    Oh grow up, you idiot. Du bist ein idiot.

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    Submitted by okaysowhat on Sep 9, 11 at 7:00pm


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    Submitted by Leeping1 on Sep 10, 11 at 4:19am

    Wow. This guy's a real winner.

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    Submitted by Dirge00 on Sep 10, 11 at 1:33pm


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    Submitted by friedbunnies on Jan 31, 12 at 8:10am

    Tempting. *stankface

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    Submitted by  on May 19, 12 at 7:21pm

    Dammit dad this isn't moms number

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    Submitted by tsaryna on Sep 10, 11 at 1:39pm

    Wooooww OP is special...

  • Submitted by bellamari on Sep 9, 11 at 10:54pm

    ok sounds good.

  • Submitted by Superman125 on Sep 9, 11 at 11:25pm

    wow stick ur dick in something? really? ok so women where jeans not skirts (he'll try to stick it in from behind) guys stay off ur knees even if u have to puke, lock up the dogs and cats, and make sure u have a locking gas cap lol

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      Submitted by Portcityliving on Sep 10, 11 at 7:39am

      Change your alias to stupidman

  • Submitted by daisy_dukeluke on Sep 10, 11 at 8:58pm

    LOL @Superman "hide yo kids, hide yo wives, AND hide yo husbands cuz they rapin' errybody up in here"\nP.S. It's "wear" jeans. Just FYI. ;-)

  • Submitted by ohwhatthefuk on Sep 9, 11 at 7:33pm

    that right give her the old 1 2 stuck my dick in you

  • Submitted by TheGrinch on Sep 10, 11 at 12:24am

    Ya'll a bunch of slack-jawed hoes. OP is a man on a mission