Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?