I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
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Because the fire fighter is a necrophiliac?
At CasualCynic- I believe the implication is that OP will feign respiratory distress in order to get him to use CPR (perhaps they don't realize that CPR generally break the sternum).
and that any respectable fire fighter and/or EMT would use a mouth to mouth barrier, if not a bag valve mask. I sure as shit wouldn't give some Firefighter fangirl straight mouth to mouth.
Dick to mouth. With body substance isolation barrier.
i'm glad someone got what I was sayin... lol +1 internets to you sir/madam
That's a lot of work just for mouth to mouth. And quite stupid.
If CPR is done correctly you will break ribs.
Just tell him u wanna f**k. They're just like rock stars....doin it for the ladies.
because we are rockstars...
he just walks away
Smoking hot man willing to risk his life for others at the drop of a match and you're ready to fake your death and break his heart...at one point did this seem like a good idea to you?
fucking android phone *what, not one... but I guess it could work... No, not really.