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  • 72 51
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Sep 16, 12 at 5:36pm

    Because the fire fighter is a necrophiliac?

  • 45 35
    Submitted by kittymuchlike on Sep 16, 12 at 7:19pm

    Just tell him u wanna f**k. They're just like rock stars....doin it for the ladies.

    • 50 36
      Submitted by lol_wat on Sep 17, 12 at 2:08pm

      because we are rockstars...

  • 48 41
    Submitted by adrianE3C on Sep 16, 12 at 4:40pm

    he just walks away

  • 47 54
    Submitted by thatgirlinoregon on Sep 16, 12 at 4:11pm

    At CasualCynic- I believe the implication is that OP will feign respiratory distress in order to get him to use CPR (perhaps they don't realize that CPR generally break the sternum).

    • 45 48
      Submitted by lol_wat on Sep 16, 12 at 5:24pm

      and that any respectable fire fighter and/or EMT would use a mouth to mouth barrier, if not a bag valve mask. I sure as shit wouldn't give some Firefighter fangirl straight mouth to mouth.

      • 53 57
        Submitted by GutterBalls on Sep 16, 12 at 9:39pm

        Dick to mouth. With body substance isolation barrier.

        • 41 40
          Submitted by lol_wat on Sep 17, 12 at 2:07pm

          i'm glad someone got what I was sayin... lol +1 internets to you sir/madam

    • 39 41
      Submitted by CasualCynic on Sep 16, 12 at 6:29pm

      That's a lot of work just for mouth to mouth. And quite stupid.

    • 32 40
      Submitted by mumfackler on Sep 23, 12 at 5:55am

      If CPR is done correctly you will break ribs.

  • 36 69
    Submitted by CasualCynic on Sep 16, 12 at 2:21pm

    Smoking hot man willing to risk his life for others at the drop of a match and you're ready to fake your death and break his heart...at one point did this seem like a good idea to you?

    • 39 44
      Submitted by CasualCynic on Sep 16, 12 at 2:24pm

      fucking android phone *what, not one... but I guess it could work... No, not really.