Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
These 25 Women First Experienced Sexual Harassment At A Shocking Age
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
23 Absolutely Despicable Things That People Have Actually Done
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂