that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.