I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch