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  • Submitted by maskedman on Apr 7, 10 at 2:55pm

    Take a shot for every goal you wrote down that didn't come true. You'll be plastered by the third entry.

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    Submitted by blah_blah_blah on Apr 7, 10 at 5:55pm

    Maskedman win.

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    Submitted by xthatonechildx on Apr 7, 10 at 4:06pm

    Every time you say "cute", "school", or "hot"... you'll be plastered

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    Submitted by g2gaga on Apr 7, 10 at 9:00pm

    cat is cute. drink every time you're fantastic

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    Submitted by blah_blah_blah on Apr 7, 10 at 5:57pm

    Wait who the fuck still has a diary as a freshman in high school?

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    Submitted by thegreatjambino on Apr 7, 10 at 1:30pm

    330 <3

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    Submitted by urallstupid on Apr 7, 10 at 6:10pm

    Are you gonna drink every time you sucked a dick? Heres to alcohol poisoning.

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on May 28, 12 at 7:07pm

    Have a shot for every guy you though was icky and is now worth more money than you. Chug if he married a girl hotter than you.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 7, 10 at 9:51pm

    Lame