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  • 64 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:44pm

    4:17 I bet your parents are proud.

  • 57 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:46pm

    4:17, I hope you don't have a heart attack from all that legal speed you're taking. There is no easy way to drink and lose weight, because alcohol is pure liquid calories and your body will metabolize it before it metabolizes whatever else you eat. Be healthy and drink less, moron.

  • 60 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:30pm

    everclear/not eating

  • 61 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 7:24pm

    wow thanks for the tips guyz lolz! now i totally know how to be drunk AND skinny! and that's all that matters! wowzerz!

    • 34 46
      Submitted by MoFruity on May 11, 10 at 8:34pm

      misplaced sarcasm. i can't think of anything else that's important.

  • 52 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:08am

    did the original text mention something about wanting to do all this while ALSO STAYING ALIVE? get real people.

    • 45 39
      Submitted by MoFruity on May 11, 10 at 8:36pm

      as i recall, it didn't.

  • 54 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:36pm

    Stop eating and just drink your alcoholica calories. Duh. And have you ever tried drunk running? Fun AND effective.

  • 49 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 5:30pm

    i cant even exercise anymore because fat women lurk behind trees waiting to feed on innocent passerbys

  • 54 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:28pm

    what did you find!?!?!

  • 44 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:43pm

    hard liquor is 100 + calories a shot...

  • 52 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:07pm

    coke keeps ya skinny

  • 47 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 7:10am

    if you're gonna drink hard liquor and soda make sure its like low cal soda and you'll be fine.

  • 46 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:25pm

    Vodka is 69 calories per 1 oz. shot.

  • 57 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 8:38pm

    drink, throw up, repeat.

  • 43 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:30pm

    drink vodka waters and dance in the club. . .or anywhere for that matter all night long!

  • 47 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:35pm

    Mix pills with your booze. That'll work.

  • 46 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 7:57am

    I lost weight when I was at my most beligerent...but that was because I was always too hungover to eat! lol Or, you could just avoid using HANDS and FACE ;) you know.... ps-You are FANTASTIC just the way you are! Love you lady!

  • 44 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 5:01pm

    4:11 yes it Jager. Go you

  • 44 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:36pm

    LOL This sounds like Chelsea Handler...

  • 42 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:44pm

    Yeah, getting prescribed Adderall is just SUPER easy.

  • 43 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 7:40pm

    Very simple, drink hard liquor only, and don't eat a damn thing.

  • 44 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:06pm

    i smoke weed and drink and lose weight you just have to work out.

  • 45 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:46pm

    have cigarettes for meals

  • 47 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 6:00pm

    this is possible...me and friends did it allll the time (ex ballerinas) we ate (healthy albeit ) and we drank almost everynight to the point of no return....got super sick puked everything up and the next morning nothing was different. and no hangovers is the bonus:D!

  • 39 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:33pm

    It's too late for you fatty.

  • 43 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:53pm

    Beer is for fat ppl. Drink eger. Smoke weed. And run fatty, run.

  • 39 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 11:14am

    wow, some of these ppl above are DESTROYING their metabolism. you go through all these crazy lengths to lose weight but taking a walk once a day is too much for you?? skinny but soft and flabby is never a good look. once you take off your skin tight jeans....ugh

  • 41 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 9:02am

    swap beer for red wine and also swap chocolate for about 25-30 grammes of sweet popcorn, there is hardly any fat in it! but then thats british popcorn, i dont know of american popcorn is the same dont you cover it in butter? also make sure you do lots of cardio to burn the fat and weight training and lots of toning excercises so you dont get the excess skin some people get cause thats just disgusting!

  • 43 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 5:23pm

    just go for a run....it's the easiest way....stop eating so much...drink more red wine than beer/white wine....i dunno - stay away from fast food too. i drink a lot, i run a lot, I lift weights 3 to 4 times a week, and I have a good 33 inch waist on a 5'9" frame....and I have a horrible metabolism on top of all that...a total fat kid at heart...just move your body more.

  • 44 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:18pm

    for real, all the skinny girls i know have a drink in their hand 24-7, powder in their nose, and a cig in the other hand... but they'll be dead or covered in wrinkles in lets say, 10 years? there's pros and cons to every "diet" haha.. but i cant judge, it worked for me until i grew up and just started working out

  • 40 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:43pm

    Hey, I'm on this diet. I have a slimfast a day and drink as much red wine as I like. If I feel faint I'll eat some cheese or something. I lost 10 pounds in like a week. Eat at least one halfway decent meal every few days. And by that I mean, lean cuisine.

  • 45 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:44pm

    haha 3:36, i love chelsea handler, and i could so hear her saying it as well lol!!!

  • 50 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 7:25pm

    (same poster as 7:24 and I posted this TM. i love you guys.)

  • 35 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:50am

    Okay, I'm surprised no one's said this already, but... Bacardi (the clear kind) and Diet Coke is ZERO calories, ZERO carbs. Try not to drunk eat, and if you do, get grilled chicken instead of fried, etc. 5:01 - Drink Jager? Really? Go Google how many calories are in a shot. Shit's straight syrup, which equals sugar.

  • 42 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:57pm

    is it sad that i totally did this last night. LOL.

  • 49 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:49pm

    4:43, that sounds like a terrible idea. Go see a dietician.

  • 38 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 8:47pm

    i think the word you're looking for is: genius

  • 40 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 8:21pm

    cheerleader diet.... it works like a charm

  • 39 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 10:27am

    lots of coke and cigarettes throw it allllll up before you pass out at the end of the night don't eat the next day, because you'll be hungover and won't want to anyway run, fatty, run. don't eat while drinking. the five magic rules to live by.

  • 35 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 6:31am

    Try the Bring Me The Horizon diet. Tastes great, less filling.

  • 35 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:45am

    thanks for the inspiration. i shall now do the same.

  • 40 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:41pm

    egg houses while you're drunk so you are forced to run.

  • 42 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:57pm

    walk around burke lake :)

  • 38 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 7:19pm

    Ethanol has no nutritional value, it just gets metabolized and pissed out. So if you drink high proof booze you won't gain any weight. Beer is high in calories so it makes you gain weight when those calories aren't used. I'm losing weight like crazy right now because I switched from beer to vodka and whiskey, plus I lift weights and run.

  • 38 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 6:18pm

    6:00, yeah but you're also malnourished you asshat

  • 37 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:07pm

    "Drink As Much As You Want and Live Longer" by Frederick M. Bayerlin. Yes, there's actually a book on how to be a fit and healthy drunk.

  • 36 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:47pm

    12:50- bacardi an diet coke is my favorite but its not zero cals, more like 65... still better than beer or whatever tho!

  • 34 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:39am

    4:17, that's because adderall is meth.

  • 37 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:01pm

    oh yeah, weed will definitely help a fat person lose weight. retard.

  • 37 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:32pm

    Drink bloody mary's. Veggies and vodka. Great diet.

  • 34 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:25am

    this sounds like an eating disorder blog... but if you do find a good way, please do share!

  • 36 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:56pm

    there's this crazy thing people used to do before 3/4 of America was overweight - its called exercise!

  • 35 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:17pm

    get prescribed to adderall. Drink everyday, pop 3 addies a day and LOST 20 lbs in a month. true story

  • 37 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:11pm

    drink WHAT 3:53? is that supposed to say jager?

  • 36 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 3:48pm

    Yeah for drunkorexia!

  • 31 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 8:18pm

    drink more. then you puke more. then you lose weight!

  • 33 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:41pm

    this made me burst out laughing at work. messed up, man.

  • 36 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:57am

    Oh wow. Another "I just googled..." texts. Really guys? Let's get creative. Jesus.

  • 27 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 6:48pm

    well no shit i was then....was also a 17 yr old idiot. im not as stupid now....then again im also not a ballerina anymore