I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
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4:17, I hope you don't have a heart attack from all that legal speed you're taking. There is no easy way to drink and lose weight, because alcohol is pure liquid calories and your body will metabolize it before it metabolizes whatever else you eat. Be healthy and drink less, moron.
4:17 I bet your parents are proud.
there's this crazy thing people used to do before 3/4 of America was overweight - its called exercise!
if you're gonna drink hard liquor and soda make sure its like low cal soda and you'll be fine.
wow thanks for the tips guyz lolz! now i totally know how to be drunk AND skinny! and that's all that matters! wowzerz!
misplaced sarcasm. i can't think of anything else that's important.
did the original text mention something about wanting to do all this while ALSO STAYING ALIVE? get real people.
as i recall, it didn't.
Stop eating and just drink your alcoholica calories. Duh.
And have you ever tried drunk running? Fun AND effective.
what did you find!?!?!
Vodka is 69 calories per 1 oz. shot.
hard liquor is 100 + calories a shot...
drink vodka waters and dance in the club. . .or anywhere for that matter all night long!
Try the Bring Me The Horizon diet. Tastes great, less filling.
I lost weight when I was at my most beligerent...but that was because I was always too hungover to eat! lol
Or, you could just avoid using HANDS and FACE ;) you know....
ps-You are FANTASTIC just the way you are! Love you lady!
coke keeps ya skinny
Beer is for fat ppl. Drink eger. Smoke weed. And run fatty, run.
i cant even exercise anymore because fat women lurk behind trees waiting to feed on innocent passerbys
walk around burke lake :)
drink WHAT 3:53? is that supposed to say jager?
have cigarettes for meals
drink, throw up, repeat.
this is possible...me and friends did it allll the time (ex ballerinas) we ate (healthy albeit ) and we drank almost everynight to the point of no return....got super sick puked everything up and the next morning nothing was different. and no hangovers is the bonus:D!
haha 3:36, i love chelsea handler, and i could so hear her saying it as well lol!!!
Mix pills with your booze. That'll work.
i smoke weed and drink and lose weight you just have to work out.
cheerleader diet.... it works like a charm
is it sad that i totally did this last night.
Very simple, drink hard liquor only, and don't eat a damn thing.
LOL This sounds like Chelsea Handler...
4:11 yes it Jager. Go you
egg houses while you're drunk so you are forced to run.
i think the word you're looking for is: genius
(same poster as 7:24 and I posted this TM. i love you guys.)
6:00, yeah but you're also malnourished you asshat
4:43, that sounds like a terrible idea. Go see a dietician.
Yeah, getting prescribed Adderall is just SUPER easy.
well no shit i was then....was also a 17 yr old idiot. im not as stupid now....then again im also not a ballerina anymore
Hey, I'm on this diet. I have a slimfast a day and drink as much red wine as I like. If I feel faint I'll eat some cheese or something. I lost 10 pounds in like a week. Eat at least one halfway decent meal every few days. And by that I mean, lean cuisine.
Drink bloody mary's. Veggies and vodka. Great diet.
for real, all the skinny girls i know have a drink in their hand 24-7, powder in their nose, and a cig in the other hand... but they'll be dead or covered in wrinkles in lets say, 10 years? there's pros and cons to every "diet"
haha.. but i cant judge, it worked for me until i grew up and just started working out
wow, some of these ppl above are DESTROYING their metabolism. you go through all these crazy lengths to lose weight but taking a walk once a day is too much for you?? skinny but soft and flabby is never a good look. once you take off your skin tight jeans....ugh
just go for a run....it's the easiest way....stop eating so much...drink more red wine than beer/white wine....i dunno - stay away from fast food too. i drink a lot, i run a lot, I lift weights 3 to 4 times a week, and I have a good 33 inch waist on a 5'9" frame....and I have a horrible metabolism on top of all that...a total fat kid at heart...just move your body more.
It's too late for you fatty.
swap beer for red wine and also swap chocolate for about 25-30 grammes of sweet popcorn, there is hardly any fat in it! but then thats british popcorn, i dont know of american popcorn is the same dont you cover it in butter?
also make sure you do lots of cardio to burn the fat and weight training and lots of toning excercises so you dont get the excess skin some people get cause thats just disgusting!
Ethanol has no nutritional value, it just gets metabolized and pissed out. So if you drink high proof booze you won't gain any weight. Beer is high in calories so it makes you gain weight when those calories aren't used. I'm losing weight like crazy right now because I switched from beer to vodka and whiskey, plus I lift weights and run.
12:50- bacardi an diet coke is my favorite but its not zero cals, more like 65... still better than beer or whatever tho!
4:17, that's because adderall is meth.
"Drink As Much As You Want and Live Longer" by Frederick M. Bayerlin. Yes, there's actually a book on how to be a fit and healthy drunk.
Okay, I'm surprised no one's said this already, but...
Bacardi (the clear kind) and Diet Coke is ZERO calories, ZERO carbs.
Try not to drunk eat, and if you do, get grilled chicken instead of fried, etc.
5:01 - Drink Jager? Really? Go Google how many calories are in a shot. Shit's straight syrup, which equals sugar.
lots of coke and cigarettes
throw it allllll up before you pass out at the end of the night
don't eat the next day, because you'll be hungover and won't want to anyway
run, fatty, run.
don't eat while drinking.
the five magic rules to live by.
thanks for the inspiration. i shall now do the same.
this made me burst out laughing at work. messed up, man.
oh yeah, weed will definitely help a fat person lose weight. retard.
Yeah for drunkorexia!
this sounds like an eating disorder blog... but if you do find a good way, please do share!
get prescribed to adderall. Drink everyday, pop 3 addies a day and LOST 20 lbs in a month. true story
drink more. then you puke more. then you lose weight!
Oh wow. Another "I just googled..." texts. Really guys? Let's get creative. Jesus.