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hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back

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(530): hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back http://tfl.nu/8xnm

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I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.

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It's like you're the voice of my soul.

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(530): I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification. (1-530): It's like you're the voice of my soul. http://tfl.nu/xi0i

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im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.

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(530): im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either. http://tfl.nu/lxlu

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Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.

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(530): Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs. http://tfl.nu/m09k

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Are you setting a date to bone me?

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Are you accepting?

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(916): Are you setting a date to bone me? (530): Are you accepting? http://tfl.nu/jd32

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Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me

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(530): Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me http://tfl.nu/1ycp

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that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.

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(530): that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own. http://tfl.nu/8cpw

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I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me

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(530): I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me http://tfl.nu/myp4

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I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.

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(530): I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing. http://tfl.nu/7jie

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I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.

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(530): I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century. http://tfl.nu/blji

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Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places

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(530): Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places http://tfl.nu/jh7z

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Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.

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(530): Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them. http://tfl.nu/oho5

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How on earth did you break your wrist?

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I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing

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(530): How on earth did you break your wrist? (1-530): I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing http://tfl.nu/cks1

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Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?

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(530): Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt? http://tfl.nu/ijyj

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When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.

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(530): When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck. http://tfl.nu/3nwx

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