he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
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Rule 423: If you get offered a grilled cheese, you better take it. Grilled cheese are what God fed on while making the earth.
An orgasm, maybe?
Or grilled cheese + orgasm, perhaps?
It's funny because she must have been good
Could u be any gayer for rulebook guy?
Haha go boise:)
and by "grilled cheese" he meant "scream like a banshee" manslations 101 lesson learned
Don't wry it's so in a month you'll be making him grilled cheese sandwiches...brilliant plan
I have a guy like that, they're the best :-)
Oh I get it! It's funny because...wait that's not funny.
This is backwards, must be from soviet russia.
Rulebook, I made u a picture of us together. It's drawn in my blood.
Liar! I left it in your mum's bedroom after I had sexual intercourse with her. Booyah
Back away slowly. That isn't real life.
speak for yourself
rulebook, I made an account just to talk to you and tell you how amazing you are. a lot of your comments are better than the original texts!!!
best man ever!
die in a fire
You got it rulebook. Amen
Anonymous could you envy rule guy as much as you envied firsty and dolphin guy and others who make better comments than yourself? Quit being a dickweed and let people enjoy laughing at tfln. Please be an adult you douchfartsniffer.
Go make a quesa-dilla'
Hell yeah Idaho :)
That makes no sense?
I need a guy like this (four two three) three six seven-zero two four five. :)
"a real man" and then walk away\nlol