he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
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Rule 423: If you get offered a grilled cheese, you better take it. Grilled cheese are what God fed on while making the earth.
An orgasm, maybe?
Or grilled cheese + orgasm, perhaps?
Could u be any gayer for rulebook guy?
It's funny because she must have been good
Haha go boise:)
and by "grilled cheese" he meant "scream like a banshee" manslations 101 lesson learned
I have a guy like that, they're the best :-)
Don't wry it's so in a month you'll be making him grilled cheese sandwiches...brilliant plan
Oh I get it! It's funny because...wait that's not funny.
This is backwards, must be from soviet russia.
rulebook, I made an account just to talk to you and tell you how amazing you are. a lot of your comments are better than the original texts!!!
Rulebook, I made u a picture of us together. It's drawn in my blood.
Liar! I left it in your mum's bedroom after I had sexual intercourse with her. Booyah
Back away slowly. That isn't real life.
speak for yourself
best man ever!
You got it rulebook. Amen
die in a fire
Anonymous could you envy rule guy as much as you envied firsty and dolphin guy and others who make better comments than yourself? Quit being a dickweed and let people enjoy laughing at tfln. Please be an adult you douchfartsniffer.
Go make a quesa-dilla'
Hell yeah Idaho :)
That makes no sense?
I need a guy like this (four two three) three six seven-zero two four five. :)
"a real man" and then walk away\nlol