So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
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It's like winning the worst kind of lottery
Wow what a way to break the news lol
Who the fuck says this kinda news over a text message?!
That's gonna leave a mark.
one in a million, not bad odds. but I'll take the odds on banging a knocked up chick twice, what are you doing later?
Odds that of course wouldn't hit at the lotto or even in Vegas.
Sucks for this guy
He should play the lotto! Haha
it's probably the only baby she will ever be able to have - you really think she'd kill it?
i know, seriously. some people are beyond disgusting.
Happy fathers day
It's like a fuck you for Christmas, this gift is a curse
My zip code!!! Lol I bet you this is Ellen Sherman from Blue Springs, Missouri!
I can see the Dr.Phil incident now.
Kansas City, Missouri.
One in a million guys, or one in a million sperm? Cuz if it's the latter, then welcome to reality...
Paging doctor Martin, come in doc Martin....time for the ol woopsy daisy
Just when I thought Jon and Kate plus 8 would finally be over, he gets pregnant again...
low blow right to that guys nuts
Haha that is too funny!!! It's always when u least expect it!! Haha
Their naming the kid, Lucky Stars.
Your poor children probably won't even have names spelled correctly since you can't use the correct way for THEY'RE.
Ahh Kansas City
I would cross the border to Mexico!
Way to ruin your life..
i will never understand why people think a baby is the ruining of your life. grow the fuck up. there are more important things than drinking and doing coke like the shitheads on this site.
Tramp slut whore I'm cumming
Oh Kansas City...
That's one way to break the news to your sister you inbred fuck...
Wait tell I get in there
This is the kinda thing that hapens to me
Rae Rae.. My ex told me she was filing for divorce in a text.
That's from the show Sex and the City....FAKE!!
Pretty sure my brother said the same thing 5 months ago...
This is too funny.
Ha.... I'm a one in a million baby... never gonna take those kinda chances when my uterus is involved.
This is how I told my boy. He's gone now.
You sir, are FUUUUUUCKED, quick, grab a baseball bat!
Ya just think now that you have hit the one the rest of the times you won't get pregnant