So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
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It's like winning the worst kind of lottery
Wow what a way to break the news lol
Who the fuck says this kinda news over a text message?!
That's gonna leave a mark.
one in a million, not bad odds. but I'll take the odds on banging a knocked up chick twice, what are you doing later?
He should play the lotto! Haha
Happy fathers day
it's probably the only baby she will ever be able to have - you really think she'd kill it?
i know, seriously. some people are beyond disgusting.
Sucks for this guy
I can see the Dr.Phil incident now.
It's like a fuck you for Christmas, this gift is a curse
Just when I thought Jon and Kate plus 8 would finally be over, he gets pregnant again...
My zip code!!! Lol I bet you this is Ellen Sherman from Blue Springs, Missouri!
Kansas City, Missouri.
Paging doctor Martin, come in doc Martin....time for the ol woopsy daisy
Odds that of course wouldn't hit at the lotto or even in Vegas.
Haha that is too funny!!! It's always when u least expect it!! Haha
One in a million guys, or one in a million sperm? Cuz if it's the latter, then welcome to reality...
low blow right to that guys nuts
I would cross the border to Mexico!
Their naming the kid, Lucky Stars.
Your poor children probably won't even have names spelled correctly since you can't use the correct way for THEY'RE.
Ahh Kansas City
Rae Rae.. My ex told me she was filing for divorce in a text.
Tramp slut whore I'm cumming
That's one way to break the news to your sister you inbred fuck...
Oh Kansas City...
Way to ruin your life..
i will never understand why people think a baby is the ruining of your life. grow the fuck up. there are more important things than drinking and doing coke like the shitheads on this site.
Ha.... I'm a one in a million baby... never gonna take those kinda chances when my uterus is involved.
This is too funny.
Wait tell I get in there
That's from the show Sex and the City....FAKE!!
This is the kinda thing that hapens to me
Pretty sure my brother said the same thing 5 months ago...
This is how I told my boy. He's gone now.
Ya just think now that you have hit the one the rest of the times you won't get pregnant
You sir, are FUUUUUUCKED, quick, grab a baseball bat!