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  • Submitted by Griffmaster01 on May 27, 10 at 3:09pm

    It's like winning the worst kind of lottery

  • Submitted by raerae24 on May 27, 10 at 3:36pm

    Who the fuck says this kinda news over a text message?!

    • 48 73
      Submitted by Leto on May 27, 10 at 7:24pm

      tfln...\nderp

  • Submitted by holliXmolotov on May 27, 10 at 2:33pm

    Wow what a way to break the news lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 10 at 2:23pm

    That's gonna leave a mark.

  • 98 73
    Submitted by ryno24 on May 27, 10 at 2:47pm

    He should play the lotto! Haha

  • 73 52
    Submitted by Stimofo on May 27, 10 at 7:27pm

    Happy fathers day

  • 86 83
    Submitted by serverballz on May 27, 10 at 2:39pm

    one in a million, not bad odds. but I'll take the odds on banging a knocked up chick twice, what are you doing later?

  • 74 61
    Submitted by pwnstar on May 27, 10 at 2:44pm

    Sucks for this guy

  • 72 60
    Submitted by relief_md on May 27, 10 at 2:28pm

    Odds that of course wouldn't hit at the lotto or even in Vegas.

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    Submitted by 26 on May 27, 10 at 2:27pm

    Haha that is too funny!!! It's always when u least expect it!! Haha

  • 62 57
    Submitted by soccerstudbri12 on Jun 10, 10 at 9:51am

    My zip code!!! Lol I bet you this is Ellen Sherman from Blue Springs, Missouri!

  • 65 66
    Submitted by Bier2thePeople on May 30, 10 at 1:07pm

    Just when I thought Jon and Kate plus 8 would finally be over, he gets pregnant again...

  • 64 64
    Submitted by NelsonD on May 27, 10 at 4:10pm

    I can see the Dr.Phil incident now.

  • 69 75
    Submitted by evolwayz on May 27, 10 at 4:41pm

    Paging doctor Martin, come in doc Martin....time for the ol woopsy daisy

  • 60 59
    Submitted by ttesroD on Oct 20, 10 at 12:27am

    It's like a fuck you for Christmas, this gift is a curse

  • 63 67
    Submitted by baseballha44 on Jul 9, 10 at 5:06pm

    low blow right to that guys nuts

  • 58 59
    Submitted by TheTodControl on May 28, 10 at 10:56am

    One in a million guys, or one in a million sperm? Cuz if it's the latter, then welcome to reality...

  • 60 65
    Submitted by vafunk on May 30, 10 at 3:01am

    owned!?

  • 56 60
    Submitted by RWHGHP on May 28, 10 at 10:34am

    Kansas City, Missouri.

  • 62 73
    Submitted by kishortt10 on May 28, 10 at 10:47am

    Fake

  • 58 65
    Submitted by Bomb on May 27, 10 at 6:49pm

    fail.

  • 64 80
    Submitted by wonderfulone on May 27, 10 at 11:28pm

    Super Sperm?

  • 60 73
    Submitted by and_i_said on May 28, 10 at 2:17pm

    hahahahhahahahaha

  • 54 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 10 at 7:14am

    Fake.

  • 51 59
    Submitted by east on May 29, 10 at 2:09am

    that's rough

  • 69 95
    Submitted by Chuck_Bass_FTW on May 27, 10 at 9:20pm

    Abortion time!

    • 65 53
      Submitted by GoodGirl on May 28, 10 at 12:26am

      it's probably the only baby she will ever be able to have - you really think she'd kill it?

      • 47 78
        Submitted by its118AM on Jun 7, 10 at 1:58am

        i know, seriously. some people are beyond disgusting.

  • 62 84
    Submitted by guitar_boy on May 28, 10 at 3:23am

    That's one way to break the news to your sister you inbred fuck...

  • 64 89
    Submitted by weedkiller on May 27, 10 at 5:23pm

    Tramp slut whore I'm cumming

  • 49 60
    Submitted by iamelrebel on Sep 14, 10 at 2:08am

    Ahh Kansas City

  • 65 93
    Submitted by Famofnel on May 27, 10 at 4:05pm

    Their naming the kid, Lucky Stars.

    • 61 67
      Submitted by pinkie19 on May 27, 10 at 6:57pm

      Your poor children probably won't even have names spelled correctly since you can't use the correct way for THEY'RE.

  • 54 72
    Submitted by weedkiller on May 27, 10 at 5:28pm

    Cheaters rule

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 10 at 3:10pm

    Fake

  • 58 81
    Submitted by YoungDk on May 27, 10 at 3:00pm

    I would cross the border to Mexico!

  • 60 85
    Submitted by dantheman14 on May 27, 10 at 2:41pm

    Way to ruin your life..

    • 56 60
      Submitted by its118AM on Jun 7, 10 at 2:00am

      i will never understand why people think a baby is the ruining of your life. grow the fuck up. there are more important things than drinking and doing coke like the shitheads on this site.

  • 46 59
    Submitted by tlr238 on Jun 2, 10 at 11:28am

    Cock

  • 46 59
    Submitted by jasper on May 27, 10 at 11:01pm

    This is too funny.

  • 47 62
    Submitted by emzichick on Jun 8, 10 at 3:19am

    Oh Kansas City...

  • 58 85
    Submitted by skywalker on May 28, 10 at 2:37am

    That's from the show Sex and the City....FAKE!!

  • 60 89
    Submitted by weedkiller on May 27, 10 at 5:26pm

    Wait tell I get in there

  • 43 59
    Submitted by 2144571774 on May 28, 10 at 11:30am

    Rae Rae.. My ex told me she was filing for divorce in a text.

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    Submitted by 697769 on Aug 19, 10 at 10:33pm

    Ya just think now that you have hit the one the rest of the times you won't get pregnant

  • 48 84
    Submitted by herrrrro on May 27, 10 at 3:38pm

    Hahahah....Missouri

  • 38 69
    Submitted by Masquerade90 on Jun 9, 10 at 1:42am

    Ha.... I'm a one in a million baby... never gonna take those kinda chances when my uterus is involved.

  • 42 78
    Submitted by lostoneparis on May 27, 10 at 8:33pm

    awwwww:)

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    Submitted by sophia3394 on Mar 21, 14 at 3:19am

    Well fuck

  • 36 69
    Submitted by itouch on Jun 19, 10 at 2:16am

    This is how I told my boy. He's gone now.

  • 40 79
    Submitted by troy on May 28, 10 at 10:55pm

    This is the kinda thing that hapens to me

  • 41 81
    Submitted by that_guy20 on May 28, 10 at 12:32am

    Pretty sure my brother said the same thing 5 months ago...

  • Submitted by RickTrolled on May 27, 10 at 2:30pm

    You sir, are FUUUUUUCKED, quick, grab a baseball bat!