never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
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im in old town.. outta work in an hour and a half. havent washed my sheets in a few weeks anyway. what the hell..
pussy, cock, sammiches
this is tfln.. where are the 200 'how do you know this is a girl' replies?
Northern Virginia represent!!! hahaha thats whatsupppppp
Stick a shampoo bottle in there while your in the shower! It helps
Y r women like this not approachin ppl in public? That's where I am dammit.
what can i say? northern virginia is the place to be..especially if you want your dick sucked
i love sucking cock nomnom
Why helloooo northern Virginia
12:01 that was awesome
To the poster: How did I know it would be something like this for the local 703?
OMG wher u at right now? lol
what is it with american dudes and blowjobs? Thats why those fine, hot chicks don´t whisper in your ear, or sleep with as many guys as she´d like, cause you´re all egotrippin pornfreaks that doesn´t know how to give head yourselves, cause you actually think girls enjoy doin it. Give to get, gaddammit!
3:00 it's not like they wear a t-shirt or a sign that says 'COCKSLUT' or 'YES, I DO SWALLOW' (that would be cool to see, yes?)
Go buy a dildo! Then you don't have to worry it will alway me there hard & ready!
As if any one would EVER be into that. ^^
5:52 i agree with the whole pussy licking thing but there are girls who love sucking cock, even if it doesnt feel good to them, some women get off on pleasing others
god... I know that feeling :)
5:52, I personally enjoy giving head as much as, if not more than, I enjoy receiving it. And I know I'm not alone on that.
ha everyone is imagining this as a good looking girl, but fat ugly girls have text plans too. most likely where this came from.
haha i know how you feel...
^ it wont... just get used to it...... but honestly this girl CANNOT be hot... if shes hot then shes stupid because she could get a dick as fast as a 16 year old can get a boner
12:01AM... i just died laughing.
use whipped cream...then watch her singing the next morning p-p-pp-p-p-ppoke poke my face
^on top of that, NOVA.
Me too, hun. Me too.
hollerrr northern va!
i'd like to hear someone say this in a game of "never have i ever"
i'd love to hear that whispered in my ear
I do too. For a certain one though.
hahaha its from never have i ever!
703 keeping it real
Who said its a woman? i'm guessing its a message from dipshit
1:54pm, that shit is funny
well, I have a Dick that's craving some Lips.
ugh. me too sisterrrr
Holy jesus, I thought I was weird for like to give head (as a guy), but now that I know there's chicks in the world who actually dig giving head is pretty friggin' awesome.
I mean... I'm not saying girls I've been with we're like, "Fuck no I will NOT give you head," but only 2 of them have just gone down on me without any prior asking.
I'm probably going to text this to a chick tonight as a joke and see what she responds back. ;}
5:52 i'm glad someone's on the same page as me
women aren't like this in public because people are so goddamn quick to call them OMGZ SLUTTSSS. vicious cycle boys.
i definitely get off on giving head. just being able to please a guy so well does it.
Clifton nova mother fuckers reppib the 703
BRAD You Bitch !
stop posting my texts !!!!
dammit, that's my area code. You can't be far
god damn NOVA girls, i prolly know this one too
Sleep with a guy, then he calls you a slut for sleeping with him. wtf? what does that make you? awesome dude?!!?? when does this double standard go away?
i got a 40 foot cock 4 ya
keep it classy virginia
^ i give you 5 minutes before you turn lesbian.
as for the original post... awesome.
I know the feeling. I hope you found some!
a) how did no one tell 2:03 that they are hilarious
b) whats with the dude and the 40 foot cock?
you couldn't actually do anything with it.. and the military would likely shoot missles at it
keep it classy 703, keep it classy...
ahhh i know the feeling, its ridiculouss
Hahah anyone else laugh because this is from Virginia? Virgina? yeah..........
no one from the 703 says 'northern virginia'. either you shout out your city or NOVA as a whole.
what if the person who posted this is a dude?
never make assumptions, they don't always
turn out how you want them.
my ex girlfriend told me that while her current bf is in the marines. =)
i feel your pain girl!!