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  • 49 17
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:22pm

    this is tfln.. where are the 200 'how do you know this is a girl' replies?

  • 54 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 7:15pm

    pussy, cock, sammiches

  • 50 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 6:40pm

    i love sucking cock nomnom

  • 49 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:22pm

    im in old town.. outta work in an hour and a half. havent washed my sheets in a few weeks anyway. what the hell..

  • 55 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 2:41pm

    Why helloooo northern Virginia

  • 55 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 5:13pm

    what can i say? northern virginia is the place to be..especially if you want your dick sucked

  • 51 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:00pm

    Y r women like this not approachin ppl in public? That's where I am dammit.

  • 49 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 5:31pm

    12:01AM... i just died laughing.

  • 45 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 4:52pm

    ^ it wont... just get used to it...... but honestly this girl CANNOT be hot... if shes hot then shes stupid because she could get a dick as fast as a 16 year old can get a boner

  • 48 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:04pm

    Stick a shampoo bottle in there while your in the shower! It helps

  • 45 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 6:32pm

    5:52 i agree with the whole pussy licking thing but there are girls who love sucking cock, even if it doesnt feel good to them, some women get off on pleasing others

  • 47 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 3:23am

    12:01 that was awesome To the poster: How did I know it would be something like this for the local 703?

  • 40 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:54am

    god... I know that feeling :)

  • 50 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 5:52pm

    what is it with american dudes and blowjobs? Thats why those fine, hot chicks don´t whisper in your ear, or sleep with as many guys as she´d like, cause you´re all egotrippin pornfreaks that doesn´t know how to give head yourselves, cause you actually think girls enjoy doin it. Give to get, gaddammit!

  • 44 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:36pm

    ^on top of that, NOVA.

  • 50 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:39am

    use whipped cream...then watch her singing the next morning p-p-pp-p-p-ppoke poke my face

  • 41 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 5:11pm

    hollerrr northern va!

  • 45 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 8:27pm

    As if any one would EVER be into that. ^^

  • 40 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 4:58pm

    i'd like to hear someone say this in a game of "never have i ever"

  • 41 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 12:57pm

    OMG wher u at right now? lol

  • 43 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 6:17pm

    Northern Virginia represent!!! hahaha thats whatsupppppp

  • 42 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 6:32pm

    5:52, I personally enjoy giving head as much as, if not more than, I enjoy receiving it. And I know I'm not alone on that.

  • 51 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:14pm

    ha everyone is imagining this as a good looking girl, but fat ugly girls have text plans too. most likely where this came from.

  • 37 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:29am

    haha i know how you feel...

  • 40 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 6:24pm

    5:52 i'm glad someone's on the same page as me

  • 41 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 2:01pm

    1:54pm, that shit is funny

  • 38 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:22pm

    Who said its a woman? i'm guessing its a message from dipshit

  • 40 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:35pm

    Go buy a dildo! Then you don't have to worry it will alway me there hard & ready!

  • 34 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 4:03pm

    keep it classy virginia

  • 42 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:03pm

    i'd love to hear that whispered in my ear

  • 40 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:59am

    Holy jesus, I thought I was weird for like to give head (as a guy), but now that I know there's chicks in the world who actually dig giving head is pretty friggin' awesome. I mean... I'm not saying girls I've been with we're like, "Fuck no I will NOT give you head," but only 2 of them have just gone down on me without any prior asking. I'm probably going to text this to a chick tonight as a joke and see what she responds back. ;}

  • 39 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:52pm

    i definitely get off on giving head. just being able to please a guy so well does it.

  • 33 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:23pm

    ahhh i know the feeling, its ridiculouss

  • 34 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 1:22am

    Me too, hun. Me too.

  • 39 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:36pm

    women aren't like this in public because people are so goddamn quick to call them OMGZ SLUTTSSS. vicious cycle boys.

  • 43 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 11:30pm

    Clifton nova mother fuckers reppib the 703

  • 41 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 9:23pm

    god damn NOVA girls, i prolly know this one too -shaft

  • 32 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:16pm

    3:00 it's not like they wear a t-shirt or a sign that says 'COCKSLUT' or 'YES, I DO SWALLOW' (that would be cool to see, yes?)

  • 30 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 12:58pm

    I do too. For a certain one though.

  • 32 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 4:59am

    ugh. me too sisterrrr

  • 43 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 11:45pm

    my ex girlfriend told me that while her current bf is in the marines. =)

  • 34 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:24pm

    hahaha its from never have i ever! 703 keeping it real

  • 38 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 5:06am

    Hahah anyone else laugh because this is from Virginia? Virgina? yeah..........

  • 29 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:58pm

    keep it classy 703, keep it classy...

  • 32 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 6:12pm

    ^ i give you 5 minutes before you turn lesbian. as for the original post... awesome.

  • 35 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:30pm

    BRAD You Bitch ! stop posting my texts !!!! Steve.

  • 37 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 4:04pm

    wordd 3:36 Sleep with a guy, then he calls you a slut for sleeping with him. wtf? what does that make you? awesome dude?!!?? when does this double standard go away?

  • 45 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 4:48pm

    what if the person who posted this is a dude? never make assumptions, they don't always turn out how you want them.

  • 32 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:10pm

    dammit, that's my area code. You can't be far

  • 27 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 2:00pm

    well, I have a Dick that's craving some Lips.

  • 31 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:59am

    no one from the 703 says 'northern virginia'. either you shout out your city or NOVA as a whole.

  • 25 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:45pm

    i got a 40 foot cock 4 ya

  • 25 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 12:57pm

    I know the feeling. I hope you found some!

  • 30 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 6:47pm

    i feel your pain girl!!

  • 26 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 12:01am

    a) how did no one tell 2:03 that they are hilarious and b) whats with the dude and the 40 foot cock? you couldn't actually do anything with it.. and the military would likely shoot missles at it