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  • Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jul 12, 10 at 9:34am

    forward this text to her...

  • Submitted by Michguy on Jul 12, 10 at 1:19pm

    You should have thought about that before the bj and not use her like that.

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      Submitted by helloamerica11 on Jul 13, 10 at 12:07am

      Do you turn down bj's because of how you MIGHT feel afterward?

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      Submitted by helloamerica11 on Jul 13, 10 at 3:10am

      On second thought, you don't sound like someone who would be in a position to turn down a BJ.

  • Submitted by GrizzlyCat on Jul 12, 10 at 10:10am

    Don't worry, she's just as much an American slut as your sister, she'll understand.

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    Submitted by laf24 on Jul 12, 10 at 11:43am

    "how do I say..." "how do I say.......so I can get this posted on TFLN?"

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    Submitted by EmmaXxX on Jul 12, 10 at 11:32pm

    You complete asshole!

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    Submitted by hotlanta on Jul 12, 10 at 11:15am

    Just say thank you and never speak to her again. It's a lot easier than crushing her.

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    Submitted by buzzcutt on Jul 12, 10 at 10:39pm

    ask her "ie that a rabbit over there?"

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    Submitted by brosco on Jul 12, 10 at 7:53pm

    Say thanks then send her to me

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    Submitted by marsho on Jul 12, 10 at 11:46am

    Just be honest.

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    Submitted by Megzii on Jul 12, 10 at 1:53pm

    Don't be such a little bitch about it. Tell her like it is..... Besides crushing her would be a complete waste of your time

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    Submitted by thekandymaan on Jul 12, 10 at 3:27pm

    Put it in her mouth.

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    Submitted by burnt921 on Jul 14, 10 at 4:55am

    "my penis thinks u gave amazing head last night but I think it's being irrational, so I don't think it's gonna work out btween us. Sorry. :("

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    Submitted by TruthHurts on Jul 12, 10 at 3:38pm

    I'll call you sometime..

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    Submitted by Hypocrite on Jul 25, 10 at 11:40pm

    I just use the "OMG what happened last night?" drunken amensia, works like a charm.....

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    Submitted by barberblitz on Jul 12, 10 at 9:50am

    Just crush her

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    Submitted by elizabeth89 on Jul 12, 10 at 11:17am

    "Move" away.

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    Submitted by crazyparty on Jul 15, 10 at 12:01am

    You don't talk to her u dumb ass

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    Submitted by Rhett1031 on Jul 12, 10 at 9:51pm

    Good to see a 251 up here...

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    Submitted by anonymose on Aug 23, 10 at 11:32am

    Ask her to marry you. Never hear from that one again.

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    Submitted by stylesz on Jul 13, 10 at 3:18am

    " it was good, but not quite what I was looking for but thank you, see ya around" there.

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    Submitted by 1046imbored on Jul 12, 10 at 9:42am

    Agreed, you say exactly what you mean. Why let her down easy?