I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
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Salt meet wound. This was a great text
and people question the benefits of relationships.
I would hate to hear what your plans would be assuming you got married.
Cheating doesn't happen because someone let themselves go. Get real. Cheating happens because someone is immature and too shitless to speak up or end the relationship if they're not happy.
Damn you guys kill me. So she hasn't shaved her legs get over it if you love the person that shouldn't matter god damn.
You really don't need a boyfriend to get laid, even doing that. Remember, all men are complete sluts.
A week really isn't that bad, actually. 2 weeks is when it starts to get nasty.
Just as long as the beav doesn't smell like marsh at low tide were good
may want to shave more than that. But your probably still good
Keep that shit up and your nasty ass will get dumped. Why do girls let themselves go when they get in a relationship?
Just because you're in a relationship, that doesn't mean you shouldn't take care of yourself. I don't agree with all these retarded comments like "he's gonna dump" you and shit, because that'd be a dumb ass reason to break up with someone. But not taking care of yourself just screams "I don't care what you think." And who really wants to date someone who doesn't care what they think?
People who post "first" are losers!!!
and people who post "first-ers are idiots" comments to ride on an easy wave of "thumbs up"s are losers
This is why I hate being in a relationship. When we dating, my girl had an ass that you could bounce a nickel off of. Now her ass looks like she hiding a whole laundry sack of nickels back there.
Haha Chico girls
Shaving doesn't matter that much. It would take a lot for a guy to run the other way once he is in your bedroom. It's more about how you present yourself. I sometimes go over two weeks without shaving and still get guys. But more than that, it's the fact that guys are horny. I have found guys to come back with me while wearing my oldest tshirt and sweats. I love college.
Your boyfriend is probably cheating on you with the chick you sent this text to.
you are an armybetch if you actually post something as mean as this. I mean personally I work harder on my appearance when I am in a relationship because I feel like they shouldn't have to deal with that, but really? you brought up cheating. anyone who cheats on their girlfriend does it because they are an awful person, not because of appearance. So... gosh! that was pretty awful.
thank you 608, it's about time someone decent posted here :)
Oh the joys of relationships.
O_o For the love of God, give the man a break D:<! I've been with my current boyfriend almost 2 years and I still get bikini waxes and give him anal (then again, I enjoy anal :P). He deserves some benefits in the relationship too.
My husband doesn't even notice anymore when I shave, it's purely for myself now.
haha my part of the 530 in the winter time a lil extra hair just keeps the body warmer!
Only in Chico...
I absolutly hate chicks like this....fastforward 6 months to her crying about why he left her for a hotter chick who didn't let herself go and become the 200lb hairy amazon.
Shave! Other than that, yep, being in a relationship is awesome. Lol.
What is the big deal with this?
Because he can grab your boobs just to reassure himself your still a girl.
He'll be fucking another girl who isn't turning into a hairy fatass in no time. Take a look at your hottest friend... Yep, it'll probably be her.
Stay classy Shasta county.... Dirty 530 FTW...
thats nasty shave ur legs bitch
If he made the pancakes, kudos to you.
A week isn't all that bad. Lucky u.
Well you better shave your legs or this is gonna end real quick...
Hairy german girls?
I keep myself lookin good.. My boyfriend likes it that way lol as do I.
Always shave the bush, girl. And swallow gratefully.
530 baby! That's my neck of the woods! And it seems to me that they're proudly representing us. *wink* *wink* LMAO!
That's nasty! Nothing worse than a hairy girl
Yeah and women wonder why cheating happens...I mean same goes for guys if they let themselves go
you're gunna get fucking dumped if you expect him to put up with hairy legs. take care of yourself fuckin a
Lol he must b a fat b
8:12, God bless you. I hope to find a girl like you someday...
Ha I dunno if I will ever get that lazy, I still take care of myself, and we've been together 5 years
This girls probobly butt ugly
First to rate??
I love my girl. My hearts stays with her....but my dick is everywhere else!