Worst Nights of the Week

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?

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  Shame?

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.

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• (909): View more from California

  well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle

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  Why are male brains so small?

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• (432): View more from Texas

  highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.

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  You are officially qualified to graduate from college.

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.

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  Where are you???

  (720): View more from Colorado

  Yoga class :(

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• (585): View more from New York

  I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...

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• (442): View more from California

  Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.

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