Worst Nights of the Week

ADVERTISEMENT

• (703): View more from Virginia

  just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live

  Fav 0 10 41

  share tweet
  

• (651): View more from Minnesota

  She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.

  Fav 0 20 26

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (480): View more from Arizona

  I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.

  Fav 0 7 26

  share tweet
  

• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?

  (1+44): View more from

  I was hoping you could tell me..

  Fav 0 12 26

  share tweet
  
• 

  Women Are Tweeting Photos Of Their Underwear To Support Rape Victim Whose Thong Was Cited During Trial

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (862): View more from New Jersey

  What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?

  Fav 0 5 25

  share tweet
  

• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.

  Fav 0 9 25

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (253): View more from Washington

  I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.

  Fav 0 8 25

  share tweet
  

• (419): View more from Ohio

  Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.

  Fav 0 4 24

  share tweet
  

• (813): View more from Florida

  He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.

  Fav 0 6 24

  share tweet
  
• 

  21 ‘Don’t Say It’ Tweets That Are Gonna Get Said Every Damn Time

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.

  Fav 0 5 23

  share tweet
  

• (513): View more from Ohio

  I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear

  Fav 0 3 23

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (661): View more from California

  Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action

  Fav 0 5 20

  share tweet
  

• (206): View more from Washington

  I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me

  Fav 0 14 20

  share tweet
  

• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.

  Fav 0 23 20

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT