Worst Nights of the Week

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone

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  At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???

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  In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.

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• (516): View more from New York

  I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...

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• (432): View more from Texas

  Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...

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  i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.

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• (254): View more from Texas

  I think people are normalizing furries

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.

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