Worst Nights of the Week

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.

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• (254): View more from Texas

  How’d it go?

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  I accidentally joined a cult

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  So not great...

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today

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• (516): View more from New York

  I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.

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• (925): View more from California

  I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.

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