Worst Nights of the Week

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• (209): View more from California

  dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.

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• (361): View more from Texas

  im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  She started crying because the Rugrats grew up

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