Worst Nights of the Week

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy

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• (516): View more from New York

  I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.

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• (714): View more from California

  Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.

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• (587): View more from Alberta

  Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.

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• (562): View more from California

  In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka

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• (415): View more from California

  Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!

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• (516): View more from New York

  hey sweets how's ur crotch today?

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident

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