Worst Nights of the Week

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".

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• (940): View more from Texas

  After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  He called out my ex's name during sex.

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  Alex is a pretty common unisex name.

  (813): View more from Florida

  It was the same Alex. I asked.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother

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  I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.

  (765): View more from Indiana

  Im so high

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• (646): View more from New York

  The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat

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