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  (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??

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  (814): What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares?? http://tfl.nu/za5w
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  (856): View more from New Jersey

  I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed

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  (856): I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed http://tfl.nu/01qd
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  (646): View more from New York

  he was definitely tindering while i gave him head

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  (646): he was definitely tindering while i gave him head http://tfl.nu/dzhu
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  (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.

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  (832): We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight. http://tfl.nu/lfpp
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  (250): View more from British Columbia

  Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious

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  (250): Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious http://tfl.nu/wchz
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  (585): View more from New York

  He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.

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  (585): He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down. http://tfl.nu/e3ty
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  (845): View more from New York

  He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done

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  (845): He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done http://tfl.nu/6oss
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  (716): View more from New York

  I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"

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  (716): I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?" http://tfl.nu/zqsu
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  (409): View more from Texas

  No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.

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  (409): No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups. http://tfl.nu/fjk8
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  (714): View more from California

  I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.

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  (714): I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD. http://tfl.nu/naxc
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  (775): View more from Nevada

  He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend

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  (775): He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend http://tfl.nu/drlt
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  (404): View more from Georgia

  well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night

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  (404): well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night http://tfl.nu/co00
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  (707): View more from California

  How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?

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  (707): How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation? http://tfl.nu/nygk
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  (702): View more from Nevada

  I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol

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  (702): I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol http://tfl.nu/mejo
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  (317): View more from Indiana

  I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.

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  (317): I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before. http://tfl.nu/0l7m
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