I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now