Worst Nights of the Week

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up

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  my bad i broke a mirror over your back

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• (916): View more from California

  hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I had to cum in my sink.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it

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• (727): View more from Florida

  All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I’m really regretting these suede pants.

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.

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