Worst Nights of the Week

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• (408): View more from California

  Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  What did you delete my number or something

  (206): View more from Washington

  Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?

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• (561): View more from Florida

  He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!

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  I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.

  (812): View more from Indiana

  That makes no sense, but good luck

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• (626): View more from California

  I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore

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  That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.

  (801): View more from Utah

  Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.

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