Worst Nights of the Week

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch

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• (518): View more from New York

  Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star

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• (951): View more from California

  They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home

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• (714): View more from California

  he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy

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