Worst Nights of the Week

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.

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• (914): View more from New York

  Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again

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  People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law

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• (407): View more from Florida

  she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"

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• (858): View more from California

  answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.

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  Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.

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• (226): View more from Ontario

  I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.

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