hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
The best walk of shames are on the highway
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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