just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.