It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.