Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent