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  • Maybe he's a gentleman. Tell him you only want to get your loose pussy pounded and gargle some jizz like the dirty whore you are.

    Submitted by urallstupid on Oct 16, 10 at 11:34am
    • sounds like someone doesnt get laid much. because youre a gentleman, right? not cause girls dont wanna bang you...surely not

      Submitted by colabea on Oct 16, 10 at 3:30pm
  • Colabea, surely you don't really think a guy isn't getting laid just because he acts like a gentleman.

    Submitted by kippipie on Oct 16, 10 at 5:28pm
  • Urallstupid...I thank you, sir.

    Submitted by vrtcllychllngd03 on Oct 16, 10 at 2:45pm
  • Maybe you're a stage 5 fatty?

    Submitted by beezil on Oct 16, 10 at 11:41pm
  • I don't think your blood test from the sample he took from you in your sleep has good news in it.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Oct 16, 10 at 8:07pm
  • Maybe you just an ugly bitch.

    Submitted by deming1019 on Oct 16, 10 at 5:53pm
  • cling his cock and get at it.

    Submitted by crich897 on Oct 16, 10 at 12:00pm
  • Yo just phack him initiate

    Submitted by kma1 on Oct 17, 10 at 9:01pm
  • I feel like this is about a college baseball player named Brock...

    Submitted by doittoit on Oct 17, 10 at 1:02pm
  • Where is everybody?

    Submitted by Uncle_Hammer on Oct 16, 10 at 11:33am
  • get a little drank and tell him you fuckin wanna get it in and then never talk to him again. if he has half a brain he'll be down.

    Submitted by lolololrofllol on Oct 17, 10 at 1:29am