I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
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OP is a nun
At least that slut is not a greedy slut
Being a drunken slut is gift enough.
EMTPirate and I must have the same ex wife.
I meant to add: and sluttyness is her habit. And that is my cheesy pun for the day.
Sounds like my ex wife.
Two gifts for the price of none!
That "small gift" better be a blow job.
Well if you're going to be a drunken slut tonight, hopefully you'll like the small gift I have for you...
What's her name?
EMT you totally made me lol!