I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
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OP is a nun
At least that slut is not a greedy slut
EMTPirate and I must have the same ex wife.
I meant to add: and sluttyness is her habit. And that is my cheesy pun for the day.
Sounds like my ex wife.
Being a drunken slut is gift enough.
Two gifts for the price of none!
That "small gift" better be a blow job.
Well if you're going to be a drunken slut tonight, hopefully you'll like the small gift I have for you...
EMT you totally made me lol!
What's her name?