he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
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They should rename this site: douche bags, sluts, and assholes who cannot handle their booze.
Or: Texts from Amateur Night
ohhhh get over it. find a new site or quit bitching.
It's. Not IRS. My bad. Oh, gotta add the texts that makes stoners seem dumb.
Awesome response hooah33. Well said.
I never want to be this drunk
Aaron...not sure the acronym "dbsawchtb" would be as catchy as tfln.
I would have convinced him that it was.
lmao\ngoddamnit california\nTOAST OF THE COAST
More like BGAY_ASSASIN getthefuckouttahere with that first bullshit
Aw! Poor guy. I can see myself in his place so I kinda feel bad for him :(
Aaron I agree. \n\nAnd who cares if it's not a catchy acronym? IRS what this site has turned into.
TOAST OF THE COAST
This sounds like a previous text. I guess a lot of crazy, outlandish shit happens to a lot of the SAME people
Noone would call an ambulance for u Allen.