he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
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They should rename this site: douche bags, sluts, and assholes who cannot handle their booze.
Or: Texts from Amateur Night
ohhhh get over it. find a new site or quit bitching.
It's. Not IRS. My bad. Oh, gotta add the texts that makes stoners seem dumb.
Awesome response hooah33. Well said.
Aaron...not sure the acronym "dbsawchtb" would be as catchy as tfln.
I never want to be this drunk
lmao\ngoddamnit california\nTOAST OF THE COAST
I would have convinced him that it was.
More like BGAY_ASSASIN getthefuckouttahere with that first bullshit
Aaron I agree. \n\nAnd who cares if it's not a catchy acronym? IRS what this site has turned into.
Noone would call an ambulance for u Allen.
TOAST OF THE COAST
This sounds like a previous text. I guess a lot of crazy, outlandish shit happens to a lot of the SAME people
Aw! Poor guy. I can see myself in his place so I kinda feel bad for him :(