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  • Submitted by xbenjaminx on May 16, 10 at 2:23pm

    Hard to complain with your mouth full. Nice

  • Submitted by jenpearce on May 16, 10 at 4:06pm

    If she can still complain and give you a bj, maybe you aren't fillin her up enough!

  • Submitted by hvltn on May 16, 10 at 3:38pm

    Better be REALLY good at the BJs.

  • Submitted by JTGrogan on May 16, 10 at 3:11pm

    Actually, I believe it would be "aren't those the only things she's good at?"

  • Submitted by citizenkane on May 17, 10 at 1:44pm

    That would be two things, Champ. But nice try.

  • Submitted by PlanetPiss on May 16, 10 at 1:22pm

    But she's good at blow jobs right?

  • Submitted by Uncle_Cletus on May 17, 10 at 2:20pm

    Blow jobs is always good at the Sampson household 'specially since when ma wife Margaret teaches our daughter Betty to give me some good ol home cooking head. But she always gots to finish schoo' work befo'.

  • Submitted by Nefarious1031 on May 16, 10 at 6:22pm

    That's two things!

  • Submitted by bamboobanga on May 16, 10 at 3:38pm

    sounds like most women.

    • Submitted by Nix on May 16, 10 at 5:17pm

      Damn it. You beat me to it.

      • Submitted by Leto on May 17, 10 at 12:48am

        not all women are good at giving blowjobs

  • Submitted by Eclipsed8186 on May 16, 10 at 1:46pm

    R u guys yalkin bout my wife again?!?!

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    Submitted by CumGuzzler on May 16, 10 at 5:06pm

    <3 <3

  • Submitted by GoldenMe on May 17, 10 at 5:11am

    Lmao, the grammar isn't quite correct, but who cares. This is funny, cause sadly it's true, there are girls like this out there.

  • Submitted by RuralNinja on May 16, 10 at 9:34pm

    Luckily she can only do them one at a time.

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    Submitted by uAllSuck on May 16, 10 at 7:44pm

    That's two things shit head

  • Submitted by 47Heavy on May 18, 10 at 2:08am

    Oh! You've met my wife!

  • Submitted by Degu_Boy on May 17, 10 at 2:54am

    Besides household chores, yes

  • Submitted by carleton1984 on May 16, 10 at 3:34pm

    Fill her up and keep her quiet!

  • Submitted by TheDudeJoe on May 16, 10 at 6:45pm

    My GF is good at one of those things.........:-(

  • Submitted by tonyisbad on May 16, 10 at 1:18pm

    Sums up my girlfriend to a T...

  • Submitted by gobreakdancex33 on May 18, 10 at 6:03pm

    Wow, this reminds me of my friend's chic that I like to call Blowjob Girl. :)

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    Submitted by ace_2324 on Dec 5, 10 at 7:53pm

    WOOOOOOOOOO ya pittsburgh

  • Submitted by fd1 on May 17, 10 at 11:27am

    agreed benjamin

  • Submitted by hoeicide on May 16, 10 at 4:13pm

    " you taste "gargle gurgle" nasty!" ;)

  • Submitted by thatguy326 on Oct 8, 11 at 1:22pm

    Isn't that the olny things all girls r good out