I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
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It says A penis not YOUR penis
It doesn't even specify human. I'd elephant-cock the shit out of her inbox.
This^. I love you
Mass text... Nicely done!
It's called tryouts
this is awesomely funny
Omg this is great I'm stealing this hahahaha
Will we be tested for any performance-enhancing drugs...
This is the best thing ever!! Just what I need to organize my FWB's for the new year.
There is a thinking girl!
Haha that's funny
Wow. Nebraska people are weirder than I thought.
No, they really are that wierd.
fuck me, WEIRD
That's great. I might have to use that...lol.
If this was from Lincoln than clearly I made a huge mistake going to private school over the University of Nebraska where girls are like this, if this is in Omaha I need to say fuck school and move back. Either way I need to start partying with people who make less smart decisions.
I LOVE YOU! CAN I APPLY AS DIFFERENT PEOPLE?!
this is lame, if someone actually does this, you deserve to be shot
atleast she's got her priorities straight! classy chick
ummmm no where on there does it say that's a female...
this sounds so much like what i'd say...
I have a pic. For u